Armadiller vs O-possums
Armadiller vs. O-possum.
BWAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Don’t have any armadillers in ‘Sconsin, either, but a messo Opossums.
I will recount the Great New Years Eve Opossum Massacree:
It was late afternoon on a cold New Years Eve ’bout 20 years ago, and I was flying in to my home airport. I opened the hangar door in the dark and proceeded to the rear to get the winch line to drag my beast in. I had a box under it with oily rags and some bottles. As I reached for the winch I heard a hissing noise. Couldn’t see anything - too dark. Fetched my car and parked it pointed into the hangar for light. Found a dreadful-looking possum curled up in the rags. Didn’t have so much as a cap gun or ball bat with me.
Called the animal control people who, as NYE was getting closer to the moment for excessive drinking and outrageous behaviour, told me the possum is not a protected critter and I could deal with it as I wished. They were not concerned with my lack of means.
Sooo, I called the local constabulary. First one shows up, used his coal shovel(!) to lift the critter out of the box and pitch it onto the taxiway. He then draws his revolver and shoots it. Six times. It keeps on running. He reloads, shoots it six more times. It keeps on moving, somewhat slower.
As he is reloading, another squad car pulls up. The guy pursues, flashlight in one hand, revolver in the other, until he is beside the critter. Puts the muzzle about 2 feet over its head, pulls the trigger. I will spare you all the gory, very gory, details, but the critter finally stopped running and the officer headed for home to change clothes.
I was most disappointed the local paper didn’t print the story with screaming headlines “LOCAL RESIDENT DIES IN HAIL OF GUNFIRE AT AIRPORT! AIRCRAFT DELAYED!”
So, yup, shot placement counts. I’d also consider distance from the target . . ..
- Backpacker