Another "You know you're a gun nut" quip

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I just thought of another one.

You know you're a gun nut, when you're thinking that after you go through law school, you'll try to take a job at Holland & Knight, just to be able to say you work for HK.
 
This one just happened to me.

You know you're a gun nut when you're in the process of moving out of your house and find some gun parts for 1/2 finished project and a few hundred rounds of ammo that you just forgot about.
 
You know your a gun nut, when you know how many rounds you can buy with your paycheck, befor you even cash it
 
You know you are when you're at Home Depot and looking at future furniture for your house and a big part of it is wandering the display kitchen and thinking of places to hide your j frame
 
"Your honor, the prosecution requests that bail be denied. Because the defendant sucks. And we hate him."
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I'm loving that! I'd sig it if the new rule didn't limit us to 4 lines.
 
you know you're a gun nut when, instead of having online gun/parts vendors' site e-mail, you also have the lead customer service representative's full name and personal e-mail address in your contact folder.
 
This one just happened to me:

You know you're a gun nut when you consider going to law school just so you can one day afford machine guns and artillery.
 
You know you're a gun nut when you consider going to law school just so you can one day afford machine guns and artillery.
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How about this one:
"You know you're a gun nut when you dream of being a trillionaire just so that you can amass a collection bigger than MJ's, PTK's and that one guy's who had the collection passed around as belonging to Charleton Heston combined."
 
-- I pick up brass for calibers I don't own . . . yet.

I have reloading dies for calibers I don't own . . .

You own a couple calibers that use the same diameter bullets.
 
Nolo said:
How about this one:
"You know you're a gun nut when you dream of being a trillionaire just so that you can amass a collection bigger than MJ's, PTK's and that one guy's who had the collection passed around as belonging to Charleton Heston combined."
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I think I know the fellow you're speaking of... with the walk in gun room with the shooting gallery area. I'm familiar with (some of) PTK's collection and have been lucky enough to shoot some of his NFA toys. I'm not familiar with MJ though. Is he a THR member?
 
recently meet a very knowledgable young man whose name is Remington. he was with his dad, Mr Lyman
 
"Your honor, the prosecution requests that bail be denied. Because the defendant sucks. And we hate him."
Thanks for making me wake the neighbors.
Oh it hurts, make the funny stop *tears* :)
 
Yeppers. Posts a lot in Rifle Country.
You got to shoot some of PTK's stuff?
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Yes! The Stoeger "Lupara", the 40mm grenade launcher, and the AR, Buckmark, P-38, Nagant, and Glock all with cans on them. :) Fun stuff.

I also bought this from him:
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you know you're a gun nut when you plan vacations around gun shows and competitions you would like to see while the family is off sight-seeing elsewhere!
 
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