This never happened in the Civil War. There were never any accidental explosions or horse stampedes or broken axles.
During the First World War transport ships never sunk due to storms or a captain's incompetence.
During the Second World War there were never any problems with communication between different countries.
During Korea there were never any problems with the military and any foreign governments.
During Vietnam there were never any problems between the American people and our fighting forces.
If there are any problems today, it is George W. Bush's fault. Period.
Clearly. Also, the president personally ordered the mistreatment of prisoners at Abu Gharaib.
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