"we want you to come to our office….little talk”
What for?
“well, what the heck are you doing with buying 30+ glocks last year.????”
Have any of them been recovered from a crime scene?
"Well, uh, no, but I am supposed to investigate large multiple handgun purchases."
So I am not breaking the law?
"No you are not."
Then why do you need to talk to me and my lawyer at your office?
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"we want you to come to our office….little talk”
Can you tell me why?
"We noticed you bought a LOT of handguns in the past year"
So, you're alledging that I've bought a lot of handguns in the past year?
"Yes, and we have paperwork to prove it, and we'd like you to come down and talk to us about it."
So you're alledging that I purchased handguns and filled out the requisite paperwork, what do we need to talk about?
"Well we'd just like to know WHY you need so many handguns..."
So, what part of your inquiry requires my presence in your office, that you can't just ask me over the phone?
"...."
Is there one of my purchases that you're concerned about?
"...."
Give me a second, let me check and see if they're all here (brief pause). Yup, they're all here. What was the point of all this again?
"We just want to know why you think you need so MANY, after all, they're just Glocks, they're not going up in value..."
Now I don't know if you're questioning my taste in handguns, or my investment acumen. Either way, I don't believe those are any concern of law enforcement, and I really don't have time for social chit-chat. Now, unless there is a legal matter you need to talk to me about, I think we're done here.
"We'd just like you to come down to our office, and answer a few questions."
Questions can be asked over the phone, and so far you haven't asked me anything about any kind of legal matter. If by "questions" you mean something other than simply verifying that I legally purchased the handguns in question, I'm going to have to refer you to my attorney.
"...."
So if you want his name and number, I'll pull his card out of my wallet and read it to you, otherwise, I'll be wishing you a good day, sir.
"...."
Goodbye (click)