Best Name For A New Gun Shop?

What is the best name for a new gun shop?

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"pet store, yeah that's it, pet store"

"the wink and the gun" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc_RSBMFT7g

"the cheapest gun in the west"

"baby seal clubbing club; just kidding its only a gun store"

The Simpsons had a good joke where Homer went to a gun shop named "Bloodbath & Beyond". In the end they did show responsible gun owners calling out homer on his reckless habits.
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I love that episode

"A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... uh, a... an alligator."
 
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Sometimes you can use a "tag line" to tell folks what you are about....and keep a simple name.

T&S Sports
Fine Firearms and great prices!

You can change or add to your advertizing message as times or needs change.

T&S Sports
The best little gunshop in the Northwest!
 
Gun Gorilla is catchy but risky. Folks seeing it will want to know what your shtick is and it better be good. Gun Gorilla shows attitude and requires the right kind of energy. Done right and your customers will go bananas. Done wrong, it won't any ape peel and they'll think you're just monkeying around
 
How about breaking up what the "T" and the "S" stand for. Maybe "Turner and Smith Firearms" or whatever. Anything with an animal in the name will just erk me. One shop near the coast by me is called "Tip's Hardware" and by the name you would assume just a tool shop. Went in because I needed a pack of framing nails and no construction equipment to be found. Instead it was rows and rows and rows of firearms. Pleasant surprise and now I use them for purchases often, however the name was misleading.
 
I have always liked
"Ye Gonne Shoppe"
But I think folks today would be too dense to get it.:(
 
Top Gunners
Blazin' Guns
Family Gun N' Fun
Run N Gunnin'
Top Shot
Bearin' Arms (Bear is your mascot)


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What is the best name for a new gun shop?

There's a relatively new gun shop in the Las Vegas Valley called Lock 'n Load.
Catchy name,no?
 
The Ragged Hole Armory

Muzzle F'shuzzle

Daryl's Barrels

Bump Fire Armament

Assault This

Brady Bunch Guns & Lunch (it would be a restaraunt and gun shop, and their specialty would be the "Well, Don't Stand In Front of the President" burger)

Caliber

Powder, Primers, and Pistols

No Stabbing Weapons Allowed

God's Gun Shop

Holder's Furious Firearms

BATFE Sucks

Boom Boom Boutique
 
Name it Aunt Bee's Treasure Attic. Then my wife would not bat an eye at the bank statement:D
 
RKBA Security Products

RKBA Safety Supply

RKBA Firearms

The first two are suggestions in case you want to avoid the problem someone mentioned about delivery people knowing what is in your packages. I suppose you could have the best of both worlds in that you could name the company RKBA Safety Supply and file a DBA as RKBA Firearms. That way you could label your packages with the Safety Supply name but market yourself as RKBA Firearms.

You want gun buyers to think you sell guns, but you want mail thieves to think you sell rubber gloves and safety goggles.
 
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