crucible.....
most of my family are good folk, and even the doofus cousins are good for family labor,brush clearing etc (never leave them alone with anything you don't want missing)
lets call them tom,dick and harry.
tom bought a gun safe and some nice guns with an insurance settlement from SEPTA.(they ran him over with a bus ,> damn he lived<)the safe he bolted into the concrete floor of his garage.
couple weeks later,the day after having dick over for beers he notices his garage door lock is busted and some tools are missing. next day he leaves for work, tells his boss he is sick and comes back home.
just in time to see the trailer hitch get ripped out of tom's pickup truck as tom and dick try to drag the safe loose. general thumping ensues tom and dick promise not to do this again.(they are good about not trying twice when caught)
rms/pa