Amen, Jim Keenan, amen. I handled my Arms Room the same way, except I still checked the BN & CO Co's weapons, even though I cleaned them myself.
(My only act of 'cheesing'.) Often our 1SG, a female, would attempt to browbeat me into accepting unclean weapons, which I absolutely would not do. Ticked her off to no end, but nothing she could do about it, I had the LTC's backing on that. Most everyone thought I was crazy for volunteering for Armorer, but the S-4 CPT I worked for. He was a Green Beanie, and was impressed by that. Consequently, I got whatever I needed for the Arms Room, and a lot of extra 'high speed training' i.e., going to the Advanced Armorer's Course as an E-4, normally reserved for E-6's and 7's.
wmenorr67, I had several instances of people doing dumb stunts like that female soldier in Korea. Had a 19 year-old crewchief 'playing coyboy' on the line 'quick draw' his M10 S&W and pop one off before the command to commence fire.
I pulled him off the line, and he had to wait two months longer to qualify, plus visit his CO, a West Pointer MAJ who did not look kindly on such things.
He was the model of range safety after that! Had a butterbar ventilate the roof over the pistol course after she had an 'alabi' because she forgot to release the slide on her M1911A1.
Had an armorer from one of the companys in our BN put about 5 gas pistons in backwards in some M60's, making them very heavy straight-pull bolts. Lucky I tagged along on their range, hoping to get some 60 trigger time that day, earned a Letter of Commendation for that one, and still got some shooting in. (I had to test 'em, ya know!
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The funniest one was when we were in the field; an infantry unit near us set up an impromptu M60 range on a hillside, with some sillhouette targets, then they walked back about 500-600 yds and set up. In the meantime, some steers grazing the range had settled in behind the targets. When the 11B's opened up, about a half dozen steers dropped before they noticed. (I was about a half-mile away, and they didn't hear my warning shouts.) Some rancher made out on that one, I'm sure. I checked the beef stew from the marmites for bullet fragments that night, just to be safe.