Firearms Jeopardy

[ZeSpectre]

You know how Jeopardy the game is played... they give the answer and you ask the question. Well here's some of the common answers, I bet you know what the questions are (since we've all heard it a hundred times).

Some answers have more than one correct question

1) You should go to a gunstore/range and try several models and see which one fits her hand best.

2) Glock, of course. No wait, SIG. Bah, revolvers.

3) Get an alarm system, and a dog.

4) Yes, unless you are in California, NY, NJ, or Washington DC

5) Because the next step is confiscation.



Feel free to add more if you like.

EDIT:
just a few more

6) .380, um no I'd say 9mm. BAH, it's gotta start with a "4".

7) nothing, and get a lawyer ASAP.

8) There's a lot of debate. Some say 100 yards, most say 50 yards.

9) sure, they're awesome for low light, unless your batteries go dead.

10) Mostly it depends on your shot placement.

11) Take your time, follow the manual step by step. You have to hold it at the right angle and capture the rod in the "cup" before it will seat correctly. If you can't get it find someone else who owns one to show you.

 

[3pairs12]

1 Which gun should I buy?
2 What is the best gun made?
3 If I am a heavy sleeper what should my first line of defense be against intruders?
4 Can I own an AR 15 , or such,with high cap mags?
5 I don't know?

 

[Ske1etor]

#5 should be "Why shouldn't we have to register our firearms?"

 

[3pairs12]

Ah ha By George you're right.

 

[ZeSpectre]

Hint: You are -almost- right on #1 (HINT: fits HER hand best)

 

[3pairs12]

ah for my wife, didn't even see the her part

 

[Henry Bowman]

"It is in Texas." Answer: "Is it legal to..."

 

[TexasRifleman]

"If it's time to bury them, it's time to dig them up"

Answer to "Should I hide guns in case of a ban?"

 

[YZR]

Can I buy a vowel?
Oops, wrong game show...

 

[tinygnat219]

No. 1: What is the Elliot Spitzer hooker most likely to do if he spills her name to the media?

No. 3: What does Elliot Spitzer need to keep Tabloid Reporters at bay?

No. 7: What is the best thing Elliot Spitzer can say to the media?

No. 9: What good are glow in the Dark condoms to Elliot Spitzer?

No. 10: Why isn't there a hooker coming forward in the Elliot Spitzer scandal about certain stains on a dress?

 

[Seminole]

tinygnat, you are are a sick, individual. I like that!

 

[jungleroy]

would # 11 be reassembly of your Ruger mark-2.

 

[ZeSpectre]

Yep (or mk III 22/45 which I think is WORSE)

 

[Guitargod1985]

In my best Sean Connery voice: "I'll take Trebek's mother for $500, Alex."

 

[BlazingAngel01]

why can a 18 -20 by a pistol privately but not form a FFL?

And the to keep the Connery voice going. I'll take Anal bum cover for 200.

 

[Ragnar Danneskjold]

"It is in Texas." Answer: "Is it legal to..."

Is it legal to open carry or let my weapon become visible?

 

[boredelmo]

6) .380, um no I'd say 9mm. BAH, it's gotta start with a "4". I dug this bullet out of my leg and I'm still alive, what caliber is it?*PIX*

7) nothing, and get a lawyer ASAP. I tripped on an elephant trunk and my gun flew into its mouth, what should I do?

8) There's a lot of debate. Some say 100 yards, most say 50 yards. How big is your (nothighroad)?

9) sure, they're awesome for low light, unless your batteries go dead. Anyone heard of those Night Vision Robot Mercenaries?

10) Mostly it depends on your shot placement. How much tequila will get me drunk?

11) Take your time, follow the manual step by step. You have to hold it at the right angle and capture the rod in the "cup" before it will seat correctly. If you can't get it find someone else who owns one to show you. I just bought a new (nothighroad) pump, how do i use it?

Way too easy.

 

[Geronimo45]

"It is in Texas." Answer: "Is it legal to..."

Is it legal to open carry or let my weapon become visible?

The last part... no. The question would be 'is it legal to shoot [the President, the police, yourself, cat, dog, mouse, elephant, tiger, William Shatner, home invader, burglar, mugger, magazine salesman, used car dealer, Chechen terrorists, preacher, legislator, Madonna, martians]?
Texas has laws explicitly allowing you to shoot most everybody, given the right circumstances. How many other states explicitly say you can shoot the cops in instances of police brutality?
Our lawmakers were seriously ticked off when they wrote those statutes, that's all I can figure.

 

[jrfoxx]

1) You should go to a gunstore/range and try several models and see which one fits her hand best.
Q:"What gun for the wife?"

2) Glock, of course. No wait, SIG. Bah, revolvers.
Q:"What handgun for the nightstand?"

3) Get an alarm system, and a dog.
Q:"Whay can I do to help secure my home?"

4) Yes, unless you are in California, NY, NJ, or Washington DC
Q:"Can I own anything other than a singleshot, blackpowder Derringer?"

5) Because the next step is confiscation.
Q:"Why do you think it's wrong for me to vote for Hillary?"

6) .380, um no I'd say 9mm. BAH, it's gotta start with a "4".
Q:"what's the minimun caliber for a carry/HD/SD gun?"

7) nothing, and get a lawyer ASAP.
Q:"I just shot a burgler/neighbors kid/neighbors dog/my cat/ what should I say when the cops get here?"


8) There's a lot of debate. Some say 100 yards, most say 50 yards.
Q:"How far could the average mall ninja run before collapsing?"

9) sure, they're awesome for low light, unless your batteries go dead.
Q:"Should I put a laser on my smithglockenruger?"

10) Mostly it depends on your shot placement.
Q;"Can a .22lr kill someone?"

11) Take your time, follow the manual step by step. You have to hold it at the right angle and capture the rod in the "cup" before it will seat correctly. If you can't get it find someone else who owns one to show you.
This one, I'm just not gonna touch.......

 

[Nugilum]

11) Take your time, follow the manual step by step. You have to hold it at the right angle and capture the rod in the "cup" before it will seat correctly. If you can't get it find someone else who owns one to show you.

Q: Can you reassemble a Ruger Standard/Mark I/Mark II/Mark III/Mark 22-45?

 

[BlackBearME]

2) Glock, of course. No wait, SIG. Bah, revolvers.
Q:"What handgun for the nightstand?"

Almost. I think it's actually "What's the most reliable gun?"

 

[Henry Bowman]

A: "Rasta-Narc"
Q: "Who is the only person in the room professional enough to handle a 'Glock Fotay'?"

 

[foghornl]

Nugilum beat me to it, but #11:

How do I re-assemble a Ruger Standard/MK-I/-II/-III .22 autoloader pistol?

Part 2 of Number 11: How much name-calling and ancestry tracing is involved in this process (No correct answer yet available...)