Funny phone call from the local gun store

[chaim]

Many good stories on this thread but crawfish yours is the best. I hope when I finally meet the woman I will marry she is just like that.

 

[Nick1911]

I regularly use the "My wife would kill me" line at the shop. Well one of the guys got fed up once and picked up the phone. I didn't have a clue... He called my house and said, "Hey, Hon, your husband is in here and wants this Springfield but says you'd kick his ass if he bought it, would you?" She said "Hell, I don't care, write it up."

If I didn't know better I'd say that that's Bob at Plainfield Shooting Supply...


Nick

 

[Ivy Mike]

Not long ago I got a call from my favorite local shop. The owner wanted to let me know that a brand new Arsenal Inc. SLR-105 would be joining the group I was to go shooting with. This just happens to be the gun I had asked about repeatedly, searched the internet for its release date and studied in minute detail. Sneaky bugger!

I should be the proud owner of one as soon as I give them the last of the layaway money.

 

[gazpacho]

My wife went without me to our favorite shooting range to do some target practice. On the side, the onwer asks where I am (cause I drop by at least once a week). Without batting an eyelash she says, "oh, he's at home making gun-porn."

I took one little picture of my first custom 1911!

For three months, every time I walk in its, "hey, how ya doin? How's the porn business?"


Just last week I told my wife I wanted to get a Mini Uzi. She asked, "is that coming in a Gucci holster, or a Louis Vitton?

 

[popeye]

I frequent three different shops. Bought a gun in shop one and filled out check to shop two. Whenever I go to shop one and buy anything, I get the "fill out the check to us baloney"