YEAH, WHAT HE SAID
I like heavy iron; it comforts me.
I likelotsa bullets, just because I been attacked by the Huns before.
I like wearing multiple guns, because I reload faster that way.
I ain't never shot nobody, because they didn't want me to.
I trust my tiny caliber if it gets stuck in one's ear, eye, or up against certain 'soft' targets.
I can't always get away with cannon-carry.
Have I ever mentioned how big my fanny-pack is?
I don't believe in statistics, because I can't count (aaah!) on the opposition seeing it the same way.
I like heavy iron; it comforts me.
I likelotsa bullets, just because I been attacked by the Huns before.
I like wearing multiple guns, because I reload faster that way.
I ain't never shot nobody, because they didn't want me to.
I trust my tiny caliber if it gets stuck in one's ear, eye, or up against certain 'soft' targets.
I can't always get away with cannon-carry.
Have I ever mentioned how big my fanny-pack is?
I don't believe in statistics, because I can't count (aaah!) on the opposition seeing it the same way.