.308 Norma
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A buddy of mine once bought himself a new Remington M-700 rifle. Rather than telling him he’d made a mistake, I built him a ramrod to carry along on his hunting trips so that he could get the empty cases out of his rifle after its extractor broke.
I once offered to use my real "aught-six” to back up another buddy with his 25-06 while he was deer hunting. I told him that if I was there with my 30-06, he could rest assured that a deer he only wounded with his 25-06 wouldn’t get away.
I also tried to teach yet another buddy the proper terminology for all of the malfunctions he was going to have with the Taurus 9mm semi-auto he’d laid away. I told him that I’d heard Taurus was real good about honoring their warranties, but when he sent his pistol back to them, he was going to have to use the proper terminology for describing the malfunctions instead of just calling them all “jams.”
I don’t have any idea why I’ve never had a buddy for very long. My wife has been with me for 50 years, and she loves it when I point out her mistakes. I can tell she loves it by the way her jaws clench.
I once offered to use my real "aught-six” to back up another buddy with his 25-06 while he was deer hunting. I told him that if I was there with my 30-06, he could rest assured that a deer he only wounded with his 25-06 wouldn’t get away.
I also tried to teach yet another buddy the proper terminology for all of the malfunctions he was going to have with the Taurus 9mm semi-auto he’d laid away. I told him that I’d heard Taurus was real good about honoring their warranties, but when he sent his pistol back to them, he was going to have to use the proper terminology for describing the malfunctions instead of just calling them all “jams.”
I don’t have any idea why I’ve never had a buddy for very long. My wife has been with me for 50 years, and she loves it when I point out her mistakes. I can tell she loves it by the way her jaws clench.