How Many Guns do You Own?

[armoredman]

Sold 'em all, donated the profits to the homeless...

 

[renaissance]

Enough

More than I NEED
Fewer than I WANT

 

[Big Boomer]

Enough

Enough to worry the local FBI.
Enough to start my own militia.
Enough that I can't remember them all.
Enough that my wife can't tell when I bring another one home.
Enough that I can't pack them all in the vehicle.
Enough that if I shot them all it would tell more than 24 hours straight to clean them all. (I've done this)
Enough that if the local law enforcement agency knew they would probably try to charge me with something.
Enough to be considered obsessive compulsive.
Enough that I SHOULD be happy with all that I have yet have this burning desire for more!
Enough that if SHTF anyone that knows me well will be at my house.
Enough to make the local SWAT team look like underfunded airsoft freaks.
Enough that some consider me crazy.
Enough that my tax man shakes his head again each year when I try to come up with new inventive ways to write them off.
Enough to make my grandfather proud.
Enough that my house should be zoned as an Armory.
Enough that I resemble some radical rightwing extremist who's clings to his guns and religion. (oh wait I am )
Enough that I do not want any one from the Gov't to know who I am.

 

[Jaybird78]

I can't understand some of you guys with 25+ guns. I'm not saying it's wrong but how do you shoot all of those?

Think of it this way. Guns are like underwear, you don't wear all your briefs every day, you rotate.

Personally I usually shoot .22 rimfire one weekend and then rotate to either centerfire pistol or rifle the next. Saves on money a bit in these tough times.

Now socks........that's a whole different story.

 

[alde]

All mine were lost in a boating accident in like 600 feet of water. Can't afford no more.

 

[BhmBill]

I lost all mine in a freak baking accident.

 

[Threeband]

Enough that I do not want any one from the Gov't to know who I am.

Assume they know.

 

[JWF III]

I believe I have Threeband beat...

1 Senco framing gun
3 DeWalt framing guns (1 just for parts now)
1 Porter Cable framing gun
1 Paslode Positive Placement gun (my sniper gun)
1 Aerosmith coil metal gun (armor piercing assault gun)
1 Paslode framing staple gun
1 Hitachi coil roffing gun (high capacity assault gun)
1 Bosticth 15.5 ga. flooring staple gun
1 DeWalt 15 ga. angled finish gun
1 DeWalt 16 ga. straight finish gun
1 Senco 18 ga. brad gun
1 Cambell Hausfeld 18 ga. brad gun
1 Hitachi 18 ga. narrow crown staple gun
1 Stanley Powershot staple gun
2 slap staple guns
1 palm nailing gun
1 Remington powder actuated gun

Likewise, also a couple of caulk guns and glue guns

Not to mention quite a few illegally modified assault saws with no blade gaurd. If my trailer is nearby, I must be considered armed and dangerous (especially if you are lumber).

Wyman

 

[Threeband]

I won't contest JWF III, although I do have a few others not on my list.

Obviously he's some kind of extremist.

 

[huff]

Had to sell em all to buy gas for the boat, then the damm thing sank.

 

[Jeffery8mm]

After much thought and consideration, I have chosen to divulge my extensive inventory of weapons. Originally I was against this, but what the he!!, huh.
Here goes....
I got a shotgun a rifle and a four wheel drive........... you know the rest, don't you?
J8

 

[AKElroy]

Until I have at least one of each, (two of some), I have more to go.

 

[searcher451]

We live in an age of "Who's asking?"

So I'll ask it: Who's asking?

The answer, of course, is not enough, never enough ...

 

[DagoRed]

I have no firearms. No guns. No ammo. I don't own a bow and arrow. No sharp knifes either.

 

[Patrice]

...what guns????

HHHMmm....I currently don't own any; isn't that a shame...or is it just All Too Fine?.--Patrice

 

[BENELLIMONTE]

I refuse to answer that question as it may incite my wife to beat me about the head and shoulders
No just kidding. I would have to put the number between
1 and 100

 

[Doodler]

I "own" LOTS of guns, but after the accident(tragic boating incident so many here are familiar with), they all wound up at the bottom of a lake in northern MN Now I just have one, with a truckload of bullets!

 

[SleazyRider]

On Shoes and Guns

Tell you what: Go through your house someday and count how many pairs of shoes, sneakers, and boots your wife owns. Check the hall closet, attic, garage, and trunk of the car as well. Write the number down or commit it to memory.

If your gun collection is smaller than your wife's shoe collection, buy more guns; if you have more guns than your wife has shoes, count your blessings, take her out to dinner, and most importantly, keep your mouth shut.

 

[TurboFC3S]

Enough that my wife can't tell when I bring another one home.

That was an important barrier for me too ... now I'm at a whole new level. On one day last week I picked up 5 guns from my FFL, including 2 rifles/cases ... and she still didn't notice

 

[chuckusaret]

Not enough

 

[f4t9r]

So just how many of us were on that boat with our guns when everything went bad. What a tragedy !!

 

[DesmoDucRob]

I just sold them to start Desmoducrob's Marine Life and Casualty for Boaters. Rates will be coming soon.

 

[alsaqr]

How Many Guns do You Own?

Many more than I have a need for. Fewer than I want to own.

 

[Readyrod]

I'm buying scuba gear and when I find that lake I'll have more guns than all of you combined. Ammo might be a problem tho.

 

[clarence222]

I guess I'm about the same as Big Boomer. Although my wife no longer cares about what I bring home. I'm still wanting more just can't decide what I really want to get next.