At the pay range its paper only. So it's off to the woods...
Phone books bundled with duct tape. (Did you know that a 7.62x54R can go through 10,000 pages?)
Golf balls, baseballs, softballs, bowling balls.
Plastic medicine bottles, canned food, soda cans, milk jugs (quart, half, and gallon), water and Gatorade bottles, detergent containers, and gas cans (water filled).
CDs, many hard drives, some computers, a vacuum cleaner, fire extinguisher, paper shedder, alarm clocks, tape deck.
Leaf spring, a ten inch section of railroad, brake rotor, pots and pans.
All kinds of aerosol cans (full), especially silly string.
I think it's time to go to the cheapest junk (thrift) store and pick up some more manufactured amusement!!