MicroBalrog
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How to be a good conservative republican
1. you have to believe that every other nation on earth is inferior and morally suspect.
2. you have to believe that blacks are given more advantages in life than whites.
3. you have to believe that women are given more advantages in life than man.
4. you have to believe that cripples are given more advantages in life than non-cripples.
5. you have to believe that the only reason primates came down from the trees and formed societies was for commerce.
6. you have to believe that the only role for government should be to build lots of roads and to grease the wheels of commerce. everything else is socialism.
7. you have to believe that when your safety is threatened, it's better to blow your enemy away than to engage in diplomacy.
8. you have to believe that getting a blowjob in the oval office is more morally repugnant than using the oval office to overthrow the elected governments of several small latin american countries.
9. you have to believe that taxes are a moral sin.
10. you have to believe that if little johnn y really wants to learn how to read and write, he should front the money for it himself.
1. you have to believe that every other nation on earth is inferior and morally suspect.
2. you have to believe that blacks are given more advantages in life than whites.
3. you have to believe that women are given more advantages in life than man.
4. you have to believe that cripples are given more advantages in life than non-cripples.
5. you have to believe that the only reason primates came down from the trees and formed societies was for commerce.
6. you have to believe that the only role for government should be to build lots of roads and to grease the wheels of commerce. everything else is socialism.
7. you have to believe that when your safety is threatened, it's better to blow your enemy away than to engage in diplomacy.
8. you have to believe that getting a blowjob in the oval office is more morally repugnant than using the oval office to overthrow the elected governments of several small latin american countries.
9. you have to believe that taxes are a moral sin.
10. you have to believe that if little johnn y really wants to learn how to read and write, he should front the money for it himself.
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