well, when in Rome, do as the Romans do.......
you can convince
ONLY the old guy that your nuttier than he is. Start putting things on his doorstep addressed to Debbie.
Do strange things, Go buy a bunch of stuff at a yard sale and put it all out in his front yard at night. see what he does. on garbage day in your neighborhood, get up REAL early, and go collect all the garbage on your street and put it around his garbage cans, then call him up and ask why he has so much garbage, tell him your the garabe company and you cant fit all that garbage on the truck and he will have to call his local police dept to dispose of it. and ask him why if he eats that much food to produce that much garbage why he isnt 500lbs. and then, go mow his lawn, plant some flowers in his yard....... if passers by ask what your doing, you could just say your being a good neighbor and helping the old fella out. Hey there is nothing wronge with helping an elderly neighbor with some lawn chores. have pizza delivered to his house. call there and ask for Debbie, and ask when she will be back. Have a female friend call his house and say she is Debbie and tell him to quit calling
Call him up and say your the IRS and want to know why Debbie hasnt paid her income taxes in 127 years and see what he says.
(I am new here, and dont know what type of humor goes on here, but this is meant to be a joke!
so please dont take offense to this anyone. I have a odd sense of humor.
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