If you were president..

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A pair of Model 10's, internal lock removed, reblued in the most lustrous, beautiful blue you could think of, real ivory round-to-square grips, in a double rig w/four speedloaders.
I couldnt care less about the **** elephants. They kill a lot of people.
Oh yeah, + P Silver SWHP's. Just a satement, plus you never no when a werewolf might attack you.
Oh yeah, a Minigun. Almost forgot there...
 
Forget carrying.

I'd seal the border. Have al-Sadr shot. Hold a press conference showing Iranians and Iranian equipment captured in Iraq while the Navy bombed five or six or sixty spots over THAT border. I'd cut the budget for BATFU to 10% of current, then abolish. I'd suspend all TSA operations and budget and turn airline security to the airlines. I'd sic aides on working up full pardons for any Federal 2nd Amendment political prisoners and drug prisoners. I'd suspend Lautenburg and 1986, 1934 gun acts and file legislation to overturn them. I'd suspend foreign aid to any gov whose press had said anything anti-American or anti-Israeli in the last 24 hours. I'd cut off Egypt just for the hell of it. I'd file legislation switching SS to private accounts.
I'd cut IRS collections and filing requirements for anyone under 35,000 a year. I'd abolish the Dept of education. I'd offer anyone in the Federal Prison system freedom and 10,000.00 cash for leaving the country and renouncing US citizenship. I'd file legislation legalizing drugs.

This is just before lunch, of course. Why would I need to carry?
 
I would try to hold additional Warsaw Ghetto Memorial shoots at Camp Dave and
maybe some pistol contests on the South Lawn.
 
I'd carry a pen. The one which would sign the Executive Order completely revising the BATFE's leadership, charter, mission, authorities, and budget.

I'd also carry a S&W M58.
 
I know I'd be carrying conspiciously when I went on TV and kicked the U.N. out of the country, cut all funding to them and dissolved the BATFE...
 
A 1911 would be the only choice for me.

Well, maybe a SAA would look nice for state dinners and such.
 
Interestingly, theres a book that pretty much addresses this. Its "Hope" by L Neil Smith. In it a Libertarian president is elected and he actually carries an EAA Witness Elite Match chambered in .40 (I think he calls its a hunter, which may be an older model? but the picture corresponds with the Match) and his friend who acts as his bodyguard carries a Glock 30. In the book they advocate that everyone carry guns (his platform is to solely enforce the bill of rights and to rip away any legislation that contradicts it) and even go so far as to turn an area of the White House into a shooting range. Its a pretty fun read, though I have to admit that its mostly preaching to the choir, and can get annoying at times particularly when you already agree with almost everything he's saying.
 
I'd put a Seecamp in my pocket for the end of the world scenario - otherwise - I'd trust the Secret Service. However, I would buy bra holsters for Laura and Condi and have them well armed.

I'm sure the SS would be delighted to train with the President. You'd better be nice to them as sometimes in training the boss gets a shot or two. Like when the boss decides to play hoops with the guy and gets knocked on the floor, in the nuts, etc. No one sees who done it!
 
if elected president, I promise to in at least one speech hold up a 1911 and use the words m*therf****r in a presidential address.

In at least one occasion, a public service annoucnement will be made brandishing a .45 LC signle action revolver and another with a double action .357

I also promise to sign executive orders re-establish Winchester rifles under domestic production and management, and demand Colt makes revolvers worth a damn again and avilable to the public.

I do not deny any ideas of ressurecting the Lemat revolver in .40 S&W or .357 as the primary caliber.

if the lady has the legs to pull it off, there will be a tax break for garter belts. :evil:
 
At first I would carry my Ruger .357 Blackhawk, since it's the only gun I have a nice-looking leather holster for - all others have Kydex. I'd hurry up and order a nice black leather OWB holster for my S&W M10 snubby, and when that came in I'd carry the snubby. When my interest in and appreciation for fine firearms became well-known (very quickly since I'd mention it on my weekly TV program) I'd probably be showered with nice handguns and holsters (which I would share with my fellow Americans on my weekly TV show), and I'd rotate a different gun every week or so. I wouldn't have to worry about personal security so I would only carry one at a time, probably limited to 3" barrel and OWB for comfort, and I'd handload my ammo.
I'd have to put the Glock & CZ in storage for the term of my presidency - maybe break them out if I travelled to Austria or the Czech Republic.
 
if any of us were president, wouldnt we be far too busy fixing things to worry about our accessories?
 
Interns, Interns, Interns.

Listen - two presidents in recent history were impeached or almost impeached.

One for running enemies list, subverting the Constitution and other threats to liberty. The other lying about getting oral sex or asking for for it.

Choose your philosophy, life style and party. Who's sins define a party that is more to your liking when their party goes bad? :D
 
I'm not sure that I could trust myself to go armed if I were the President...

I mean, to have to be in the same room with the likes of Ted Kennedy, Diane Feinstein, Hillary Clinton, etc, while carrying a loaded gun? I'm not sure I could resist the temptation that would offer... :p

( Has a President ever been impeached for shooting a senator in the backside? :evil: :D )


J.C.
 
i would probably carry the minigun from predator, with dual .50 desert eagles with 40 round drums than just because i could i would carry an RPG

ok for real. 2 kimber tactical pros, below the arm pitts and a mark 23 on my side.
 
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