Happiness is....
1. not being able to see any of your neighbors houses
2. living off a 900 ft. private road (at least until snow plow season comes).... especially when that road tees off of a sleepy little side street.
3. Letting the pooch run free with your greatest worry that he'll go tramping in the frog pond again.
4. Telling the kids to get outside and don't let me see you again until supper and having your only wiry be that they borrow momma's Tupperware to make caterpillar "habitats"
5. still having emergency services within a 5 min response
6. having tax free shopping at big box grocery an retail all within' 8 miles
7. Ocean beaches 12 miles away.
8. Mountains 2 hours away.
9. big city for ball games and shows just 1.3 hours away.
10. 7-1/2 acres to putter on ... with enough timber to heat the house for years.
11. Rod'n Gun club 3 miles down the road.
12. kids school 1 mile in the other direction.
13. UPS guy always brings treats for the pooch
14. Cat's have plenty of mice to chase and have managed to evade the foxes for some years
15. Mail carrier brings packages up to the house
16. bank branch manager opens the door for my wife, is on first name basis, knows our financial affairs intimately and watches out for me with timely tips....
17. code enforcement is reasonable and the zoning and building codes are 1/4" thick pamphlets.
18. volunteer fire department that takes pride in knowing their affairs.
19. shall issue state (see my sig line for state constitutions speak)
20. chief of police is an honorable and able man whom I respect.
Rural.... but not to rural
small town USA is a great place to live
now if we can just keep it a secret and convince all the Massachusetts liberals to stay home, life will continue to be great.
Oops! to late