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Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by son of a gun, Sep 28, 2003.

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  1. son of a gun

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    KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

    Lisa Burnett, a resident of San Diego was visiting
    her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
    supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several
    people noticed her sitting in her car with the
    windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with
    both hands behind the back of her head. One customer
    who had been at the store for a while became
    concerned and walked over to the car.

    He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open and she
    looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay
    and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of
    the head and had been holding her brains in for over
    an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke
    into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa
    refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
    finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of
    bread dough on the back of her head...

    A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
    heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
    gunshot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of
    her head. When she reached back to find out what it
    was, she felt the dough and thought it was her
    brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
    recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over
    an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
    Lisa is blonde.


    http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~lululin/movabletype/fuzzylogs/archives/000110.html
     
  2. Mark Tyson

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    I thought this was an urban legend.
     
  3. DorGunR

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    But is she legally blonde??????:D
     
  4. 4v50 Gary

    4v50 Gary Moderator Staff Member

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    Now at the Post Office -

    Wanted!!! Pillsbury Doughboy for attempted murder. Pillsbury Doughboy is a naked fat white guy with chef's hat and impish grin. Do not mistake for the Michelin Man. Pillsbury Doughboy may be distinguished by the "PB" on his chef's hat.
     
  5. son of a gun

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  6. 4v50 Gary

    4v50 Gary Moderator Staff Member

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    Oh yeah, blue eyes (what color eyes does the tire guy have?).
     
  7. Bigjake

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    I think this will lead to a "What gun for Pillsbury Doughboy" threads, eventualy getting as bad as the "What gun for bear threads"... :neener:

    i which case i will recomend nothing shy of a .50 BMG, i bet it would take a lot of knock down to nail that little bugger
     
  8. Justin

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    THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL
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    Saw a show on the Discovery Channel called Myth Busters, or something like they. In it, they test out various urban legends to determine if they could be true. They figured out it could be possible, but it took over an hour for the first can to pop. (They tested a variety of different brands and types)
     
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    That anybody would believe that was a true story is frightening.:scrutiny:
     
  11. pax

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    And, since it is an urban legend, I'm closing this down so we don't spread it any further.

    pax
     
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