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KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
Lisa Burnett, a resident of San Diego was visiting
her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several
people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with
both hands behind the back of her head. One customer
who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay
and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of
the head and had been holding her brains in for over
an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa
refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head...
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of
her head. When she reached back to find out what it
was, she felt the dough and thought it was her
brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over
an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Lisa is blonde.
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~lululin/movabletype/fuzzylogs/archives/000110.html
Lisa Burnett, a resident of San Diego was visiting
her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several
people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with
both hands behind the back of her head. One customer
who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay
and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of
the head and had been holding her brains in for over
an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa
refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head...
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of
her head. When she reached back to find out what it
was, she felt the dough and thought it was her
brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over
an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Lisa is blonde.
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~lululin/movabletype/fuzzylogs/archives/000110.html
