Man Accidentally Shoots Self in Buttocks

[Hokkmike]

You guys and your buns, er...I MEAN puns - crack me up!

 

[statelineblues]

That's what I call shooting from the seat of your pants~

Years ago, a good friend of mine had an AD into his right buttock while holstering his Detonics .45 - wasn't too serious, and he still carried it as his CCW.

 

[ceetee]

I guess that'll teach him to not butt in.

 

[Pigspitter]

Well I would say great balls of fire but I don't know if he had powder burns

 

[Sage of Seattle]

I would imagine that his cheeks are red with shame...

 

[macFarlaine]

Are these guys related by any chance:
1.Crack shot.
2.Man shoots himself in hand and foot.
3.Man shoots cow.
Or is there something in the water over there?

 

[B yond]

What is it with you Americans.You can talk the talk regarding guns,but you are always shooting yourselves.If you want some professional training on how to handle firearms pay us a visit in the UK.We are always happy to help.

You made me vomit in my tea.

 

[Sage of Seattle]

What is it with you Americans.You can talk the talk regarding guns,but you are always shooting yourselves.If you want some professional training on how to handle firearms pay us a visit in the UK.We are always happy to help.

You mean you guys are good at being moving targets, right? j/k

 

[macFarlaine]

That was our major problem the last time our Army was on your land.We stood still and let you shoot at us....

 

[230RN]

Now, now... with all the billions and billions of rounds fired in the US every year, the very few incidents like this are rare and delicious and deserve to be publicised and jocularised.

And snickered over, even though the incident itself was painful to the incidentee.

Don't give us a bum rap.

(That's US billions, 10e9, not European billions, 10e12.)

 

[protolith]

I want to know

Did running out and shooting himself in the A$$ present enough of a distraction to end the scuffle?

I think the sight of that would make me forget just about anything I was doing.

Kind of reminds me of the crack suicide squad in Monty Pythons Life of Brian.

 

[jackmead]

Did he already have brain damage?

 

[Sage of Seattle]

That was our major problem the last time our Army was on your land.We stood still and let you shoot at us....

Quite sporting of you chaps, too. Sad to say that some traditions carry on though.

 

[davepool]

if he had hind site he would not have taken the gun with him in the first place

 

[Officers'Wife]

OK, with all the punny posts I don't really have a chance here but it would appear this guy should have used one brain to avoid getting shot in the brain he was using.

I'm done.

Selena

 

[MakAttak]

At least he didn't just sit there and take it...

I don't know, but he's just going to have to stand the abuse for a while...

I bet he's glad he didn't turn the other cheek though...

 

[Officers'Wife]

Hi Mac,

That was our major problem the last time our Army was on your land.We stood still and let you shoot at us....

While two rather unkind points come to mind with that I'll refrain. That said may I remind you that the 'Black Watch' was marching forward at New Orleans.

Selena

 

[MakAttak]

While two rather unkind points come to mind with that I'll refrain. That said may I remind you that the 'Black Watch' was marching forward at New Orleans.

Yeah, unfortunately their commander knew how to march around an ambush, but refused to because of his pride...

For however awful a person/president Andrew Jackson was, he sure understood psychological warfare.

 

[rjohnson4405]

FPrice

FPrice reminds me of Fezzick (sp?) from the Princess Bride...

 

[RKBABob]

These jokes are a little too cheeky!

I just hope the man has disability insurance... I'd hate for him to be caught in arrears.

Who knows, if he can't work the landlord could throw him out on his rear.

 

[tydephan]

That's a million dollar wound

but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

 

[AntiqueCollector]

For however awful a person/president Andrew Jackson was, he sure understood psychological warfare.

Hey, I like Old Hickory! He was a good judge too. When one big guy left the courtroom and threatened anyone who dared to capture him, Andrew Jackson got a couple pistols and scared him into surrendering. Now that's a judge!

Back on topic, the victim here offered to turn his other cheek, but his enemy sought reconciliation instead, and helped him to the hospital, to get his first cheek repaired.

Actually, first thing I thought when I saw the title, was someone was using those dumb butt holsters, guess I was wrong.

 

[macFarlaine]

TOUCHE Selena.

 

[The Annoyed Man]

When I worked in an E.R., I saw a guy that did something like that. He was in a bar in Pasadena and had a little .25 cal. semi-auto in his back pocket. It fell out of his pocket, hit the floor, and discharged. The bullet hit him in the bottom (no pun intended) of his left butt cheek, and exited at the top of the same buttock. Minimal tissue damage, all things considered, but way too sore to sit down for a while.

 

[BlackBearME]

"Who do you know who's lost a buttock?"

/obscure?