The supplies, including matches, charcoal, anti-freeze, coffee filters, aluminum foil, and cat litter,
Hmm, let's see:
One box of Sudafed in the medicine cabinet with 1..2..3 tablets left.
Matches - some in the kitchen cabinet above the fridge and on the mantle above the fireplace.
Charcoal - 3/4 of a bag out on the back porch by the grill.
Anti-Freeze - 1 and 1/2 gallons out in the garage (next to the washer fluid, oil, brake and power steering fluid bottles).
Coffee Filters - In the kitchen cabinet above the coffee maker.
Aluminum Foil - Enough to make helmets for about 15-20 people, in the drawer with the Saran Wrap and Baggies.
Cat Litter - about 1/4 bag in the garage (no cat, but useful for oil and other fluid spills/drips/leaks).
Propane - 3 1/2 small bottles next to the other camping stuff out in the garage.
HOLY CRAP, I'M A METH LAB !!!!! (NOT)
This would be funny except for the fact that about month or so ago our local paper printed a rather longish story about our heroic local sheriff and his uber tactical SWAT team who brazenly setup a sting operation in which he nabbed four or five convenience store employees, including one store manager !!!, who had recklessly violated the state's newly passed anti-meth laws by having Sudafed and other cold medicines STILL OUT ON THE SHELVES of their stores !!!
Yep, good use of my tax dollars to arrest, try and convict some poor schmuck going to the the local community college and paying for it by earning minimum wage working 3rd shift at the neighborhood Frozen Chicken (aka White Hen).
Hey Zaruba, take down an actual Meth Lab or two and you might get my vote. In the meantime, given your Pro-AWB stance and this farce, I'll be campaigning for your opponent.