(OH) Pet Cat Shoots Boy
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In a follow-up to the story by "Paul Harbe" under intense questioning the cat was unable (unwilling ?) to explain why he (the cat) was in the process of reloading the BB rifle before being subdued by a passerby stray dog. The Justice department has been asked to investigate this "hate crime" and determine if this incident is just a RANDOM act.
Darrin
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[Cartman Voice]
Noooo kitty! My pellet gun! Noooooooooo kitty! Mom, kitty's being a *****!
[/Cartman Voice]
[Cartman's Mom Voice]
Well, I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight!
[/Cartman's Mom Voice]
Noooo kitty! My pellet gun! Noooooooooo kitty! Mom, kitty's being a *****!
[/Cartman Voice]
[Cartman's Mom Voice]
Well, I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight!
[/Cartman's Mom Voice]
280PLUS
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good thing it wasn't a red ryder...
Darrin
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Dude, your smiley shot his eye out!!good thing it wasn't a red ryder...
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Logistar
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I wonder if the kitty had it's FFL.... (Feline Firing License)
Hmmm....
Cat, stepped in the triggergaurd. Ok, yeah.. right. Sure.
Methinks the kid did something else completely stupid, and came up with the cat story, and now that it's news, he dosen't dare tell the truth...
It just dosen't pass the smell test. I also note that there's no other witnesses untill he yelled out in pain.
Were it my kid, he'd know not to make up the stupid cat story, since leaving a pumped, loaded, and cocked airgun on a table and walking away from it would leave him in as much trouble as something equally as stupid like trying to spin the rifle like a cowboy with a revolver, or shoot with the rifle behind his back.
The real sad thing here is that when a kid actually gets away with telling a whopper like this, it's a bad lesson. I bet the gears are starting to turn up in his head, and he's wondering things like: If people are all really that gullible, is he really that clever, is telling big lies as easy as little ones, and what else can he get away with? etc. etc.
Cat, stepped in the triggergaurd. Ok, yeah.. right. Sure.Methinks the kid did something else completely stupid, and came up with the cat story, and now that it's news, he dosen't dare tell the truth...
It just dosen't pass the smell test. I also note that there's no other witnesses untill he yelled out in pain.
Were it my kid, he'd know not to make up the stupid cat story, since leaving a pumped, loaded, and cocked airgun on a table and walking away from it would leave him in as much trouble as something equally as stupid like trying to spin the rifle like a cowboy with a revolver, or shoot with the rifle behind his back.
The real sad thing here is that when a kid actually gets away with telling a whopper like this, it's a bad lesson. I bet the gears are starting to turn up in his head, and he's wondering things like: If people are all really that gullible, is he really that clever, is telling big lies as easy as little ones, and what else can he get away with? etc. etc.
I bet it was a catnip deal that went bad. Happens all the time, Drugs, Guns, Bloodshed....its a no brainer. And HEY! I live in Ohio, you ought to see the place I moved from But thanks for the grammar lesson, being a dumb Ohio person I need all the help I can get. At least I'm not sitting in a sturdy LEAKY rowboat out THERE with a rundown Die Hard battery hooked-up to my 100mhz laptop computer while my oars slowly float away into the distance way out THERE!
Being a product of the Ohio educational system, I can also butcher french grammar mercy bowcoop. For the benefit of those living in the other 50 states I shall translate; it means "Bite Me"
And HEY! I live in Ohio, you ought to see the place I moved from But thanks for the grammar lesson, being a dumb Ohio person I need all the help I can get. At least I'm not sitting in a sturdy LEAKY rowboat out THERE with a rundown Die Hard battery hooked-up to my 100mhz laptop computer while my oars slowly float away into the distance way out THERE! Being a product of the Ohio educational system, I can also butcher french grammar mercy bowcoop. For the benefit of those living in the other 50 states I shall translate; it means "Bite Me"
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RustyHammer
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BAN ALL CATS NOW!
Phyphor
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Hmmm, I've been considering getting my newest cat (Fireball) fixed....... I've been wondering why he's been sleeping next to the 870..... 
RE: A hospital trip and the extent of the coverage.
Not much of a surprise here. Ohio is in the middle of a CCW fight. Anything to demonize an "evil gun" of any sort is going to play into the anti's hand. Any negative gun-centric topic is going to draw heavy coverage for the next year or so, and be blown all out of proportion.
Also, on the eve of mother's day and another million mom march, anyone care to take bets his mother will be one of the marchers?
Not much of a surprise here. Ohio is in the middle of a CCW fight. Anything to demonize an "evil gun" of any sort is going to play into the anti's hand. Any negative gun-centric topic is going to draw heavy coverage for the next year or so, and be blown all out of proportion.
Also, on the eve of mother's day and another million mom march, anyone care to take bets his mother will be one of the marchers?
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