Mmmm-handguns must be autoloaders, no love for revolvers.
Autoloaders must be black, park, or that gorgeous deep blue you could just fall into.
I like 'old' calibers in my autoloaders, .32, 9mm, .45. But, they have to be new production, no C&R type pistols at all.
Rifles must have bolts, and be older than me. Wood and steel, in original military configuration, in 'old' calibers, 30.06, 8mm mauser, 6.5 swedish, 7.5 swiss, etc.
My mother used to say, "Takes all kinds to make a world"