So I noticed!
That means the A-m-3 should be very popular-IF you can get it away from me!
Can't wait. Itchy trigger finger in desperate need of Range Therapy. Many restless firearms antsy for excercise. Many arguments amongst 'em over who goes/who stays to guard the homestead.
What, don't your guns argue over who got shot last? Some of mine get downright SHRILL about it, squalling about favoritism and entitlement. it's worse than a pack of disenfranchised liberals after a lost election. They'd be good candidates for a Jerry Springer show, except they'd probably start shooting instead of flinging furniture around.
You know, you'd think a one-hundred-year-old gun would appreciate a little pampering and less use. Don't you believe it. They get all cranky and whine about "uneducated young whipper-snappers" and "age-ism". I have to shoot them just to shut them up. If I try to ignore them, they raise an ungodly ruckus in the safe, and foment discontent and rebellion. Unruly guns have a tendency to be less accurate.
H_R_G, doing his part to keep his collection well-gruntled. Can't have the more independent-minded pieces getting ideas above their station, otherwise they might start BELIEVING that liberal garbage about how guns "go off by themselves" and "encourage/create violence".
Truly, there can be no such thing as too much imagination.