So there I was... (not very serious at all)

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Your story is tactically sound except for the following:

The 5.56mm round again explosively fragmented, with fragments exiting out of the top of his head and the soles of his feet, killing him instantaneously!
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I never heard of fragments exits at both vertical ends. :p

Great read.....too funny....:D
 
Fabulous. Words escape me. Made my day. Except for some odd ponderings on the relationship between The Little Mermaid and porn...

:D
 
Alas

I must admit, the story is a total falsehood.

Some parts of it are so absurd as to be ridiculous. Like the very idea of me carrying either a Glock or an AR-15....honestly!

NOW, if you want me to harangue you with stories of my battles against ninjas, evil robots, mutants, and the undead, FAL in hand and revolver on hip, well, I might be able to help you! :D
 
What? No assailant standing 4 foot 6 sporting an accurized M-60 chambered for the .50BMG? :what:

Great Story Nightcrawler. LMAO
 
Very funny! :D

I LMAO. It was like Marchinko lost his meds. I want more. If not stories, maybe a character on King of the Hill or The Simsons? If shopping was this fun, imagine golfing, sking, nudist colony?? More! :cool:
 
Nightcrawler-

Why did you leve the area? The scene was definitely not clear!



















You missed the last BG with the PlanetReaver 2000 .50 BMG rifle in the next county. You know, the one that was trying to knock down an airliner on top of you!:neener:

Great story!
 
You have WAY too much time on your hands to have come up with this tale. Step AWAY from the computer and get a few more hobbies.:D
 
By this "Of course, absolutely nothing in the story is a reflection on how I actually feel about things...." You mean that you did not REALLY take a chance on a fatal shot on the old lady,,,, RIGHT???? You shot her in the leg so she would fall out of the line of fire, like the rest of us would,,,, right?
 
yes, the story needs an 50 bmg that blows the arms off of assailants by passing withing 3 yards of them. Blows holes in tanks, kills guys standing behind 4 feet of reenforced concrete and shoots down choppers and high flying aircraft.
 
This would have been a fantastic time to deploy your tactical armor plated carbonfiber wheelbarrow (with run flat tires). I also didn't see any mention of your using mercury filled bullets either. :D
 
Usage of the words "domicile" instead of "house," and "clicks" instead of "miles," +5 points on the mall-ninja scale.

Failure to use the words "tactical" and "deployment," -2 points.

Causing me to have to clean coffee out of my keyboard, priceless.
 
I know I'm a little late in reading this, but I would figure that it was the hentai version of 'Little Mermaid'. Does that fit in with the man's personality and the rest of his shopping list?
 
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