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Mine was when I was eight.

My job was to clean the guns after the range. Remember, we had forty-two rifles, nine pistols, and six shotguns. It was a pretty intense job, but I actually enjoyed it.

My story is the first time I cleaned my father's Remmington model 878. I cleaned it to within in an inch of its life. I then took to to my father for inspection. He made me go back and re-clean the barrel. No matter how hard I tried I just couldn't get those last two spots of crud out of the middle of the barrel. I cleaned that thing for over an hour before the laughter from the other room made me suspicious enough to find out what was so funny before I would run another brush or patch through that darn barrel.

My dad finally broke down and told me that the two spots were the gas ports!:banghead::D
 
Sato, I've been doing that for maybe 5 years here. Check the Archives.

sm should be along soon.....
 
Had the wife shoot one round through the 500, hearing her go eeeeak afterwords and give it back to me, smiling fearfully of the new toy she just fired.
 
Mine was about a month ago. Just got my S12 with a 10 round mag and figured a bump-fire was in order... I wasn't prepared for the recoil and after about the 5th shell ejected, i landed flat on my butt!

My other was watching my mother shoot a 20 guage. She swore (which in her house is worse than killing someone). My family still talks about that time out shooting :)
 
A little over a year ago, Mrs. Trapper decided to start shooting registered sporting clays. She'd been shooting leagues, charity shoots and local clubs for a few years, but finally caught the competition bug.

An important thing to note is that Mrs. Trapper is small. She's 5'3", about 110# and at that point in time was shooting a Beretta 682 Gold E with 32" barrels.

Well, at her first-ever registered shoot, we came up to the final station. It featured a long (and I do mean long) tower shot (I'd guess about a 50-60' tower), moving right to left and slightly away. On report was a fast-moving 35-yard chandelle moving left to right. We watched the squad ahead of us shoot the station, and everyone was having trouble with the tower shot. The chandelle wasn't a gimme either.

As she stepped into the box, the older *cough*cough* "gentleman" who was trapping said "That's an awfully big gun for such a little girl." When I heard him say that, my head snapped over to see her reaction. Thankfully, she didn't show any obvious sign of irritation, but I could tell that her jaw was set a little hard and her focus was intense. She proceeded to absolutely SMOKE every single target thrown at the station. After grinding the third pair into dust, she cracked the action open and let the empties fly directly at the trapper. When she stepped out of the box, she gave him a perfect little smile and a wink.
 
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We are fishin' what does it look like we're doing?

A park bench has been bought right as it came in damaged.
So after some minor repair it was time to take it down to a farm pond.

Farm pond had been mowed, weed whacked, and sprayed for ticks and fleas.
The little pier had been fixed up, and the jonboat had been expertly re painted on the bottom "Turn me over and let me loose", by the kids.
The grass had been painted as well...

The bench is loaded into the farm truck and the .410 single shot is broke open, and sitting on the seat, muzzle on floor board.

"MoOM ! Can I stay here and help Uncle Steve while you run to the store?"
"Only if you promise to keep Steve out of trouble"
"Oh..that will be hard, but I can do it!"

So my cute 10 year old lady babysitter and I walk hand in hand to the truck, and the dawg jumps in the bed...on the park bench, and down we putter to the pond.

"You drive, I shoot, as I am riding shotgun! " my baby sitter said as we puttered on down.

We put this bench onto the bricks we used to make a rectangle patio.

Now it was too early for fish to be biting, just a really nice day and we were getting stuff ready.
So no fishing stuff per se' in the truck or anything , not as it does when fish get to biting and all.


"Phooey! We did not bring a fishing pole!" she said.
"Oh yeah we did" I replied.

I scrounge around in the tool box and find some fishing line, some sinkers, some hooks and safety pins.

"Is this going to be one of them lesson thingies? baby sitter asked
"I grinned"
"Yeah! We're gonna do old-fart-itis again..."

I tied this line to the end of this .410 single shot, with no bead, as we the removed the bead on purpose.

Showed her how to wrap this line to stay on.
Used a safety pin to show her how to make a hook.
Turn over a rock and got a worm.

Now she has learned how to fish without a bobber, so I ease this out, gun unloaded, double checked by her....

We got a few nibbles, and one good pull so I thumbed the open lever

"Darlin' that is where the Drag control is on a H&R reel" -
I explain a can pole has give, regular fishing rods do too, and reels have drag...
She knows all this, just sharing that when I broke the gun open, it "gave line" like a drag.

Her mom drives down, and there we are with a H&R .410 single shot shotgun, with fishing line and this time some bug from out from under a rock as bait .

"I thought asked you to keep Steve out of trouble?"
"You did, and I am" - baby sitter said


"What are you two doing?" - mom asked.
"We are fishin' what does it look like we're doing mom?"


It is about the people, the dawgs, passing forward - just sometimes a shotgun is used to assist, and nobody said you gotta a shoot a shotgun to do all this stuff.
 
Ran first 25 straight in trap yesterday. Started shooting trap in March. Did it first time out with my new to me Beretta 390 ST.

Happier now. :D

'nuff said.
 
When I was about 18 or so we (a close friend and I) were out on our long trek across the open desert (central Oregon) hunting bunnies.

I was packing a few things including my ever famous bunny gun the 10-22, he was armed with a 20ga single shot. After about 20 min of wandering around he was about 40 feet behind me then I hear...BOOOM! I whip around and yell "WHAT YA SHOOTIN AT?!? WHERE'S HE AT?!?

...Oh nothing, it just went off...:confused: :uhoh: :eek: :mad:
 
While I sometime might tell a white lie, I am not the best story teller. O well, here goes...

In about 1982 I was a twenty something young man with a job, new house, wife, small child, and a ton of bills. I grew up on a farm, but my dad was not an avid hunter when there were cows to milk and fence to mend. Alas, he did not pass down to me any firearms. I was exposed to hunting from my surroundings, but not active as we say with more than a Daisy BB gun.

So about 1982 a guy I worked with did not want to keep his shotgun around his children and decided to sell it. I bought his shotgun from him sight unseen for $50 on agreement he would bring it in the next day. What I ended up with was a 12 ga model 37 Ithaca 28" mod. At that time I had no idea the worth or history of the model. I have since gotten older and appreciate such things more. I am mechanical in nature and wanted to refinish the wood and make the shotgun as nice as I could. I proceeded and turned it into a rather nice looking model.

I was proud of my work! My hunting usually involved a borrowed shotgun from my hunting buddy. Now I had my own shotgun. He called my new treasure a "little gun". I guess that was true compared to his heavier Belgium Browning A5. The bottom eject of my Ithaca worked out well for the two of us moving in on quail his dog had found and pointed for us. I stayed on his left. That way his collar did not get a hot hull and my left ear did not get blasted from his ejection port. My new "little gun" worked out nicely!

About a year later my next door neighbor wanted to go dove hunting. We lived in a new subdivision cut out of a large tract of farm land. An old oak tree stood out in a fence row in what remained of the farmland not too far from my our homes. I retrieved my treasured gun, one box of shells, and an old 5 gallon bucket. My neighbor brought three boxes of shells, his bucket, and a semiauto of a brand I don't remember. We picked and set up on a couple of spots along the fence row about 50 yards apart. The birds weren't plentiful that day and would come in singles or at most 3 at a time. Time and time again I would hear a blast of three shots and not see a bird fall. Each time my turn came it seemed I would take forever to line up and shoot. However, each shot brought down one bird. I left the field that day with six birds from six shots. My neighbor left the field with 8 birds and no shells left from three boxes. I really think I had the better day!

Now this story has both a good and bitter ending. The good part was that with that shotgun I earned the respect of the hunters I knew during that time for my skill and friendship. That was an important boost for a then young man somewhat lacking in self confidence and trying to find his way through life. The bitter portion of the story is that I had not yet matured enough to stop myself from selling that shotgun. I have never owned another model 37 since. I have racked my brain trying to remember who I sold it to back then. I wish I had it back.
 
My fun story has to do with a 7mm Magnum rifle. A local know it all wanted to shoot it. I warned him about the recoil but he assured me that he had been shooting guns all his young life. I allowed him to shoot it. Before I could stop him, he had the scope on his face and shot it. He went unconscious, I grabbed my gun before it hit the ground. It took 17 stitches to close the wound around his eye. He stained his underwear but good. Then he tried to get me to pay his ER bill.
 
Back home in the little town of Misty, on the edge of the Great Wilderness, Fall was settin' in. The garden was harvested, the wood cut for the following winter and the seasons miscellaneous construction projects were as finished as they would get that year. Snow covered the tops of the mountain range that looms over the community, yep fall was settin' in.

Rufus Wheeler, dreaming of a time with no chores, was hugging his pillow close when, Wham, "Get up little brother. It's duck season" big brother Rusty Wheeler unceremoniously threw an armload of hunting stuff down from the attic right on poor Rufus' bed. Bleary eyed Rufus sat up and said "huh". Just in time to get hit with another load of gear. "Yeah, it's opening day dunderhead, we gotta get goin' if we're gonna beat the Rottenhammer boys to the duck blind." Rusty said as he climbed down out of the attic, stepping on Rufus ribs in the process.

Without much enthusiasm Rufus got out of bed and started to get dressed. "Hurry up little brother" Rusty said as he grabbed up a double armfull of hip waders, vests, decoys and woolen jackets. "It'll be daylight in an hour or so, and we gotta get set up".
Rufus finished getting dressed and headed downstairs to start a fire in the stove to cook a pan of oatmeal and then out the door to feed the chickens and collect the eggs.

It was dark and cold. Rufus ran to the relative warmth of the chicken coop and proceeded to feed and water the chickens and when they all congregated at the feeder he snuck in and collected the eggs, avoiding Rooskie, the Rhode Island Red rooster that ruled the coop.

Back in the house the pan on the stove was just starting to boil so Rufus threw a couple of handfuls of oatmeal in the pan and started washing the eggs that he had collected.

Soon enough the oatmeal and coffee were done and with the morning chores finished, Rufus sat down at the old table and started in on his breakfast. "We ain't got time to eat" yelled Rusty. "It's down right cold out there this morning Rus' and if I know you we'll be out there 'til way past noon, I'm gonna eat and you should too" answered Rufus.

In due time both boys had their breakfast inside them and their hunting gear outside them and they headed down the track towards the tide flats where the duck blind was.

"He he he, we made it" Rusty said just as Bick Rottenhammer stuck his head out of the blind and said "What you two think your doin" "There's room enough in there fer all of us" Rusty answered. "No there ain't" came a reply from deep inside the blind. Oh no, Bick and Richys' big brother Rich Rottenhammer was in there too. " Dang it, this ain't your blind" yelled Rusty. "It ain't yours either" said Rich Rottenhammer looming over the Wheeler boys with his shotgun in his hand. "Now you two get outta here before you scare the ducks away"

Rusty and Rufus hiked down the beach another half mile to a pile of driftwood and hurriedly tried to build a makeshift blind in the half light of early dawn. The whole time Rusty was muttering under his breath about how much he hated the entire Rottenhammer clan including their ancestors and any offspring they may eventually produce.

Finally it was full light and the ducks got active, everywhere except where the Wheelers had their "blind". After hearing the Rottenhammers shoot at a few flights Rufus turned to Rusty and said " maybe they'll limit and head out soon" "You know the Rottenhammers don't care about no limit Ruf', they'll stay all day just to keep us outta the blind" It was true and Rufus knew it, there was bad blood between their families and it seemed like there always had been.

After a few cold hours with only a couple of shots at some very wary Buffleheads, the clouds started to drop right down to the water, bringing a light drizzle with them. Rusty, with a look of annoyance and anger on his face said "get the dekes were headin' home." Rufus grabbed up the few decoys they had put out and grabbed his shotgun and followed Rusty across the flats towards town.

Just as they got to the edge of town the clouds lifted a little and they could see up the track a little ways. " You see that" yelled Rusty as he dropped his gear and stuffed a round in his shotgun. Looking up the track, a pair of mallards was flying straight towards them, stuck between the trees on both sides of the track and staying just under the clouds. Rufus barely had time to jump back as Rusty cut loose and shot the greenhead. It folded in midair and landed almost at Rusty's feet. "Look more" Rusty yelled and he started stuffing his shotgun. Boom, boom two more, both landing again almost at the boys feet. "Don't just stand there, load your gun" roared Rusty as he kept shoving shells into his gun. Rufus finally got over his amazement and dropped the bag of decoys and started loading his gun. "The next one is yours little brother" said Rusty, just as another flight appeared out of the fog. Rufus nailed one of those and quickly reloaded just in time to see more ducks coming out of the rising fog, Boom, boom a couple more and they were even with three apiece. Soon both boys had their limits scattered on the road in front of them. "I never seen anything like that before" said Rusty "Me neither" said Rufus. "Me neither" said Bick Rottenhammer from behind them "Imagine, the Wheeler boys both gettin' their limits"

to be continued..................
 
Okay, I have one more of my favorites, told many times. I'd just like to say first to any goverment types that this is a total lie, any simularities between the characters protrayed and actual individuals is completely coincidential.

Reminds me of a fella I heard about when I was 16 who sawed off an old 12ga single shot to about a 4" barrel then just wacked off the buttstock to make a kinda sorta pistol grip and wrapped it in black tape. That fella would take folks down to the pond and show them how he could shoot it, then bet them they couldn't shoot it, twice. :evil:
What no one ever caught onto was the fact that the fella would load with his light field loads when he was shooting (still pretty danged brutal I hear) But would drop round of mag 00 in the chamber when the sucker was going to shoot it. The gun got thrown in the pond one day after one guy put a 3 inch gash across his forehead. Can't remember the fella's name, but I seem to remember he was quite intellegent and very handsome.:D
 
The old boy showed up in a old truck, that puffed a bit of blue smoke whenever he shifted the column gears shift.
His overalls were as worn as the retread tires on the truck.
Muddy boots, frayed shirt, and two days worth of unshaved face.

Some stepped aside and tried not let others know they knew this fella, and the boy that had ridden in with him.

Others snickered, when the old boy said he wanted to shoot and pulled out a wad of crumpled bills from his overalls and tossed it into a cigar box.

Snicker folks were dressed nice, had nice shotguns, nice cases for shotguns and new store bought shells...

Old boy's shotgun was in a old gun case with a busted zipper, with some different cords and strings fashioned to keep the shotgun in it.
There was some bluing left on the shotgun, some dried mud on the stock, dings, scratches...

Some folks whispered words as money was put in another cigar box...

Old boy had some candle wax and electrical tape on some shells he loaded up himself to keep the pellets in...

Some more folks eased over and whispered some words as they too put money in that other cigar box.

The boy that had ridden in with the old boy got a folding chair in a good spot, and was asked to hold that cigar box with string tied to keep it shut.

Snicker boys fired a few shots, asked to see targets and just carried on.
Old boy sipped a RC from a bottle, smoked his hand rolled smoke and watching how the birds flew.

Snicker boys drew straws, and since the old boy had not drawn a straw - he was going to shoot first.

"I guess I need to see if'n this gun will shoot ", as he fumbled and dropped some shells trying to load two shells in his gun...he got it loaded and fired , shucked and fired again.

Snicker folks looked at the hulls the old boy had just ejected from his pump gun, knowing these should have been tossed in the trash some time ago, and not reloaded...

Puller looked at the old boy, scorekeeper did too, just not too direct.

Old boy nodded, just a slight nod, but the puller knew to punch out a bird...
The old boy was poetry in motion, clays dusted, and he was so fast , Snicker boys were not ready to shoot next...

He set a pace, just a nice quick rythym, but fast to the Snicker boys...he seemed to not waste any motion, stood more erect, and that shotgun was fluid in his hands.

He winked and grinned at the boy watching the cigar box...
Snicker boys would drop a clay and winced and look with hurt eyes at that cigar box not seeing the boy holding it.


At the truck the fella that some had whispered to, and put money in the side bet cigar box, handed the old boy his cut of the side bet money, and the old boy handed this cigar box to the boy sitting in the truck with the first cigar box with money.

Old boy fired up his old truck that let out a puff off smoke , and eased on down the road...
"What did you learn Young-un?" the old boy asked the boy.
"Them folks sure do get pissed when they lose their money!" the boy said
"Yeah they do, they do indeed" the old boy said.

Old boy pulled into his property in a rural area, and pulled around back.
His two year old truck he bought used , with cash was parked along with his wife's one year old sedan also paid cash for parked in the two car garage.

The boy handed the cigar boxes to the old boys wife, she opened them and said- "well now! you boys had a real good time I see!"

The cash was put into a safe, where other cash was kept, except for some, as that night the old boy's wife was not gonna cook, instead go eat at the diner.
Old boy and Young'Un cleaned up, put on a clean shirt and was ready to go...

Oh this was not hustlin' not really, some folks are gonna buy and skill targets and someone has to accept the money...

Some boy sure does miss some mentors...


Young-Un
 
First, I always like reading SM's posts, but that last one was a truly great story.

My story involves my friend's Mossberg 590. We had taken it out for casual clay shooting several times (it might not be the world's best clay gun, but we were just enjoying ourselves, not competing, and it sure teaches you to be quick) but this time, he had gotten a sling for it.

About halfway through the clay session, we started throwing them up three, four, five at a time and seeing how many we could break. (hand-thrown, its not as big an accomplishment as it sounds) Another one of my friends steps up to try his hand. I can't remember how many he broke, but after his last shot, the sling was danging on the ground.

I guess he was working the action a little too vigorously, and the sling swivel, mounted at the end of the magazine tube, which, as I'm sure you all know, is parallel to the muzzle on a 590, had flipped up.... and he shot it off.

That's right, he shot the sling off a gun he was holding.
 
It was the summer of '72 when the Vietnam Veterans and families gathered to hug, cry, eat some down home cooking and be with like kind.

Nobody was going to be cursed, spit on, or have have vile words shouted at them.
Not on this day, not on this property, it was not going to happen.

Some needs cannot be met by big government, other needs take too long with red tape, so like kind did for like kind, just the way some folks were raised, and extends past the normal definition of being neighborly.

The dawgs had snuck some hot dawgs and the kids were chasing the dawgs and then a mom was chasing a kid and a daddy, a husband, a Vet shed a tear.

"Oh hell! Where is Air Cav when you need the boys?" he said.
Folks laughed, it was...was beautiful seeing this happen, as too many had seen hell and similar scenes over in SEA were not happy scenes.

"Well, if they make it to the pond, holler, us Navy boys are a helluva lot better swimmers than them Air Cav drivers!"

"Well if the damn Marines get called, in, I guess us National Guard Boys will have clean up the mess - again".

So the razzing between Service Branches had started again, and the wives got into the mix and , it was good.


Private Backers had put up the money, and some serious fun was gonna happen that day.
Oh a tribute was done for the fallen that arrived home in a body bag, sincere appreciation was given to those that had served and returned, whether they came back whole, or left a part of themselves in a hellhole.

Some boys were racing wheelchairs, popping wheelies and all when the dust was seen down the way.
The Harley was in the lead so he would not have to eat the dust of the truck that followed.

Harley rolled up with that distinct sound , and he was wearing a Flak Jacket and pot helmet when he did.
"Ya'll can laugh if you want, but about dark thirty when them mosquitoes come out, ya'll be wishing you had some gear too!"

A bottle of Jim Beam was tossed to the fella with Flak Jacket, he took a pull and tossed it back.
"Breakfast of Champions right there indeed!"

Young lanky fella was outside his truck, hair in a ponytail, wearing Ray Ban Aviators.
He was surrounded by dawgs, all waiting for a peppermint to be tossed to them.
Then he just took the rest of the bag and tossed it hard out yonder, and the dawgs all took off to get more peppermint.

Young-Un! You spoiling my dawg again? someone hollered out
"Hell yeah!" - said the fella as he fixed a bandana around his head, slipped his straw cowboy hat back on.

As he took his long strides over to folks, kids run up, he squatted down, and got hugs from gals and firm handshakes from the young men.

"Ya'll ain't being good are you?" he asked
"No!"
"Good, we kids are supposed to act up, ya know?"

Heads shook, grins, laughter, as he approached others.

He got down to hug those in wheelchairs, hugged other guys, and some firm one handed hand clasps.
The ladies come over and some more hugs, and tears were shed.

The backers were standing there, grinning, and shook hands with Young-Un.
"You are early" one of the backers said.
"Be early, or late, never on time, as being punctual will get you killed" - Young-Un said.

Just a unwritten code, as to how Young-Un and his kind went about some things...

Young-Un stepped inside the house, and grinned.
"Well old boy, what did you learn from them Snicker Boys?" - he said to a fella washing his hands in the sink.
"They sure do get pissed when you takes their money!".
"Yes sir, they do indeed!" - replied Young-Un.
"Don't call me sir ..."
"Oh hell , how raised- what you do sir"

"Young-un, listen we all appreici.."

The boy raised his hand he did not want to hear what the old boy was gonna say.
They looked at one another, grinned, then with an arm each other walked back out to where others were waiting.

"Well I found 'em" Young Un said, "He was taking a piss in the sink, but he was raised a Southern Boy and knows to set aside the dishes in the sink 'fore he does".

Folks cracked up, it was good to laugh, and cut up, and be human again.
The old grinned as he looked at Young-un and called him a dirty name...

The old boy went on out to where others Young-Un called Mentors & Elders were gathered.
On folding chairs were cigar boxes, and a cold RC , the old boy removed the cigar box, his RC so he could sit and then asked "what the hell is this?"

"Read the note in the cigar box" replied a lady who snickered when she replied.

"I gotcha a whole RC, cold one too, and just hold this here box, and pay attention and learn will ya?"

"Oh hell! What damn fool taught the boy!" - the old man asked with a grin.
"WE all did! - said Mentors & Elders shaking heads , grinning, some laughed.

Young-Uns buddy, Dave was standing on the porch with his daughter.
He handed Young-Un a Zippo Lighter, with dings, scratches gotten in 'Nam.
Young-Un fired up the Zippo, and placed it on a metal shelf, specially built on the porch , then placed a glass globe over it.

That Zippo burning was Young-Uns idea, a tribute, and folks were watching when he did it.
Folks were quiet, except for some quiet sobs, nose blowing and the sound of Vets coming to full attention and salute.

Young-Un grabbed Dave's daughter's little hand, Dave had his arm around his shoulder and they strolled on out to the skeet field.

Two other shooters were waiting on the field, one handed Young-Un his shotgun, he never broke stride, and got near station 1, the high house was tossed, the the low house.
He tossed two more shells into his shotgun, and the pair was tossed.

He turned, grinned, and said :
Run'em!!

Mentors repeated Run'em, then the crowd repeated Run'em and Dave stepped up , then the other two shooters.
All birds tossed were turned to dust.

Dave's daughter was watching with waiting eyes, and when head nod was given, she pushed the button on the stereo and a Rock-n-Roll song come on.

The backers were paying so much for every bird busted, for every straight shot, and some special clays of different colors that meant $100, $250, $500 and one worth $1,000.

Money for how long the shooters shot.
Young-Un kept shooting, some in the first squad would eventually step out, only to have another take their shooting spot.

"I couldn't sit still and watch the Cigar Box, my RC is all gone, and the dawgs sent me to bother you as they are tired of me" - the old boy said.

"Young-Un watched the old boy step up, and like poetry in motion felled bird after bird"

Lady Mentor got up to shoot, turned to others and-
"The boy can't dance, but he does a mean Snuggle&Shuffle"
Young-Un turned around after shooting, looked at this lady and "darlin' flash me a little ankle, some thigh would be good, some cleavage would be even better!"

"You messing with my wife boy?"
A chuckling voice said.
"Hell yeah, when I am done, I"ll send her back home". Young-Un said.

Folks were cracking up, Clergy was shaking heads, some nuns were joking how they ain't enough beads on a rosary ...

The birds flew, the birds dusted, and the big cigar box kept getting money added to it.

$100, $250 and the $500 bird had been tossed and dusted, the $1000 bird had not.

The sun was setting and then the first mosquito bite was felt.

"We got Skeeters in the wire!!"

And while the trap machines were being filled again , that fella with the pot helmet and flak jacket jumped on his Harley with Jim Beam on the back and "yeah, see, I told ya'll I was ready!" as he and some others put on the most ridiculues show of riding and shooting bug dope in the air.

It was funny, and had the shooters cracking up.

Traps were filled, the lights were on and the sun set...there was a gust of wind, from somewhere, and the $1000 bird had been tossed.
The wind was fast and pushing down hard and Young-Un was on it, he was leaning so far forward, when he slapped trigger, he fell on down.

When the bird come out, folks gasped, hands went to face, and time stood still then the $1000 bird dusted, and the property erupted with Run'em!



The nest morning, folks gathered again.
The field was full of hulls and the kids were all at the porch, ready.

Backers said, for ever hull they got, there would be a nickel.
Littler kids had help from adults, but it was like a heard of locust that hit that field, and it was clean in short order.

Then the bidness part, and kids got the money.
This money was for them and they wanted a kids sized shooting range.
A special kid range would be built...

The kids left with .22 single shot rifles donated, and ammo, and eyes and ears and whatever else in them kits.

Adults, had needs taken care of too...

When it was time to leave Young-Un reached up and got that Zippo that had been lit, and set under the glass.
He handed it to Dave, who pocketed that lighter he carried in 'Nam.

Young'Un was the last one out, his job to close the gate.
He turned and fired 3 shots at a old tree, that meant something, then shut the gate.


It was never about Young-Un, it was about others.
How raised - what you do.

Run'em!
 
I posted this one a while back.


Ok, I'll confess.

Two weeks ago at my local gun haunt I saw a NEF single shot 12 ga that had the barrel cut back to 18 1/2".

"Hmmmm" thinks I "What a nice handy little package. Would make a nice all around truck and walk about gun for those jaunts with dogs in the woods"

So I pony up the $45.00 (should have realized something at that point) , do the paper work and take her to Casa del Striker. Dig out an old butt cuff, stick some sling swivels on her and voila! walk about gun par excellence (again, should have realized something at this point).

Fast forward to last week sometime, walking around in the woods, Jack Russell and Rat Terrior having a grand time, when it comes upon me to test the little beasty out. (butt cuff stocked with 1 AA factory #8 skeet load, 2 wally world generic WW "target loads", 1 Federal tactical buck load, and one ancient Remington slug.

So I loads up the skeet load, and lets fly, brisk! Then "tgt" loads.....brisker!!
(should have really realized something at this point). I then let fly with the tactical buck load....ouch!! Then finally that old Remington slug. Euraka! I realize something!! This is not fun, this hurts, this is dumb!!!

I glance over at JoJo puppy dog and Dixie Dancer, who having taken a break from terrorizing the squirrels to watch the goings on, and both give me the "Well, we coulda' told you that, had you bother to ask us" look.

Moral of the story? I don't know, but thought I would share!

PS: Have subsequently discovered that the Agulia, shorty 12 guage shells are perfect and you can fit ten in the butt cuff, so this now is the designated round for this piece.

I named her "Little Loudmouf"

:D
 
Paybacks are...

I was running 248/250, and was stepping up to shoot the two targets at station 8.

I needed two shells.

Two shells were tossed to me and I was so focused on that low 8 target, I...I was just thinking of having to hit the first bird first...

I called for the bird, and slapped that trigger and my head come clean off the stock...but I busted the bird.

I called for the second bird, and again , my head come clean off the stock, and the bird busted.

"So, how do you like my new turkey loads with #5 shot Steve?"

I can type I grinned at my buddy, I cannot type what I said as Art's Grammaw will not allow me too.

I, we all knew this old boy, we all admired, respected, and run with - was prone to do this when we were out shooting for practice and all, just I was so focused, as he was counting on, I never gave it one thought when he tossed me two shells...

The deal being, he did that once with folks like us, just once, a rite of passage or some stupid thing he and folks like us did.

We pulled stunts and pranks - once on each other.
Then we waited for someone else to get in our circle and pull this on them...



My lady partner at the time...
She had been seen in a bikini...
Mental game, I was shooting and she and some of the other gals, just removed short cut off jeans, tank tops , and just stood there looking like Southern Belle Honeys watching me shoot in bikinis.

I don't care if you are 19 years old with a GF watching or a fellow that has a good looking wife two neat kids, - you can miss a bird if 3 good looking gals strip down to bikinis and are watching you shoot.
Heck the puller missed the buttons a few times.

Umm, yes, I happened to win that fun 4 box shoot.

So a few weeks later, the gals are having a fun shoot.
I and some of my kind show up.
Including this retired AF major that had tossed me them two turkey loads.

Now one of the gals is about to be married...
WE guys ain't the most handsome things...

We do know younger fellas with six pack abs, suntanned, that work out.
So they dressed like Chippendale guys.

Folks sorta figured something was up, and sorta figured me and mine had something to do with it.

The gals start shooting and these 3 fellas just ease up in Top hats, Tuxes and all.
Not the normal attire one sees around a skeet range.

They start doing a naughty dance and stripping...
Girls are shooting, lady partner in on all of this.

The gal about to be married "Oh to hell with it, I want the blond one, and ran over and jumped into his arms.

Her Fiance' just cracking up.

RO and Puller said when the gals got over being hot-n-bothered , there were more targets they needed to shoot.

There may or may not be any truth to the rumor, that when I, or some of my kind just showed up places - folks scanned 360*, and paid real close attention to us, and never let us out their sight for fear something might be going to happen.

The ladies shot very well, despite all the fun, lady pard and the gal about to be married, shot 100/100, the other two 99/100.

Remember them bikinis I mentioned?
That part about folks remembering , especially that one my lady pard was wearing?
It was custom made (boy was it!) and she got some more of that material.
She had some bandannas made...
I got onto the field one time, and I got that out of my range bag, and folks remembered.
I put that on as I do bandannas to keep sweat out of my eyes, and everyone that saw it, had minds going back to her in that bikini.

"Is there a rule that says he can't do that?"
"No"
"Well there ought to be!"


Serious fun, for some causes...
 
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