The guy at work....If you like it or have it, his is better

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Got a guy that works for me, or at least in the dept I manage.

His vegetables are better than God can make.

The beef he raises has the lowest cholesterol in the world.

Saving a ton of money after installing a $5000 central wood burner even though he spends every free moment cutting wood.

Says our 401k plan is the biggest ripoff, he invests someone else. He has been bankrupt once, now almost twice.

On his second wife because the first one wiped him out with credit cards ....and the 2nd younger hotter one followed suit.

Raises his kids to "respect him" and junior just got booted from school for diddling an older girl in the parking lot of their private christian school.

He sure has a lot of bad luck.
 
Yep...

We've got one of those at work, too. Been everywhere, done everything, knows everyone you ever heard of. Has a place in Hawaii, one in the midwest, and a ranch in NM, so he claims. He over heard me and a coworker recently discussing a trip to the range.

"I have a safe at home with 300 rifles!" he claims.

I didn't say another thing. :rolleyes:
 
Yup, I know a couple of them. Nice guys, but I don't really call them friends.
 
I know a few people like that and Don't really give a fat rat's behind about their opinions and try to avoid them altogether.
 
We had a Guy at Work like that,Anything You had or did He either did it better or had a better one.
We played a game where We would just make stuff up and sure enough He would one up Us so We called Our little Game,Up Chuck.
After a while He caught on and was pretty mad for a while but He stopped doing it.
 
The same thing goes on at every range, golf course, bowling alley, bar, church, hospital, and work place, and for the same reason. They all contain people. Years ago, I owned a Lotus Europa. One of my coworkers told me I should have bought a Porsche because they were a lot better car. This, coming fron a guy who drove a Ford Maverick.:rolleyes:
 
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