I have not been inside a mall in quite sometime. The last time I went into Victoria's Secret to buy a gift - damn mirrors, display racks and shelves kept running into me.
I do know how 'breezy' jeans can get. I was running my dirt bike, I was in the lead, doing jumps ( with that fancy kick of the front wheel for style points) and all sorts of stuff.
Did I mention this was adjacent to a BIG River? Seems a BIG tree root was more exposed, just about the time one is supposed to head up a hill, and run the levee.
Oh I went airborne allright...not onto the levee, over the levee and I am punching that kill switch like crazy. Forget the J frame IWB with strap over the hammer...it'll dry. Sucking in water is not good for dirt bikes.
"Damn Steve, that was purty all we could see was <expletive> and elbows".
I ended up down river, bikes don't float ( in case you wondered) I come staggering back and my left jeans leg is cut from pocket to below the knee - How I did not get cut is beyond me...
Breezy? Oh Yeah...especially wet. Since I was already wet and "hey man, your bike...here is some rope, we'll back up the truck".
Coustea I am not. Never been diving for a dirt bike before
. No I did not have extra jeans - after that day I did.
You clean your J frame best can, hope the holster recovers, and just use electrical tape to keep from "exposing" yourself when you go to Waffle House to eat. Just tape the orange shop rags and go on...
"Darling, you need some hugging, compassion and since you are wet, ain't getting it from me". Sugar, how about a free slice of pie?. You best describe "rode hard and put up wet" and you smell like a wet dog that has been in the River".
Mable was a hoot.
I probably could have started a new fashion trend, not a kilt, not jeans anymore - breezy, yeah buddy!
Use Enough Shop Rags and Electical Tape.
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