What Caliber for Deer as Home Invaders?

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While I didn't kill it I ran into a similar deal at Columbia hospital in milwaukee about 12ish yrs ago. Had a small(maybe 130 lbs) deer jump through a small window on the first floor right in front of me. :what: Craziest thing I've ever seen. Blood everywhere from huge cuts to it. Came thru kind of looking like it was being born. On the tile the legs kept splaying to the sides like it was on ice. I Kept raising my arms and kind of herded it towards the doors. Luckily after banging aware on them for a few seconds it got out. MPD tracked it into the woods by UW-milwaukee and finished it.
Apperently it got confused in a hospital courtyard and freaked out. It had smashed about 8 windows in the courtyard till it got to the window in front of me.
Guess that only makes me deer herder not killer.;)
 
We all know Darn well why he killed that deer with his bare hands...Bragging rights, plain and simple. Wife says he just isn't up to snuff, okay, alright, getting up there in the years, BAM deer invasion hits, oh no deer, oh no...NOT TODAY!

lol, Yea, he probably just wanted to go at it with the deer for the heck of it. I think he figured if he lost the Police'd be there by the time he was in need of help.
 
does anyone know how big this guy was?

and how the heck do you break a deer's neck with your bare hands?

i get images in my head of this WWF-looking guy grabbing it by the horns and twisting its head right clean off.

But then, I thought the horns were SUPPOSED to break off... eh, there goes my mental movie.

Kevb
 
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