What has not been bashed and trashed yet?

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observe another facet of....

the brakedown of civil society.

they stopped teaching the golden rule in school ...

and parents stopped acting like parents...

and this is what you get1
 
You can feel free to bash me, I can take it. :neener:

Actually, I started reading THR just BECAUSE of the admonition that it’s OK to bash the argument but not the person posting the argument. I thought that was pretty refreshing considering some other forums I frequent. Clearly, THR as well as other forums are an incredible source for info but you do occasionally have to put up with some dreck.

BTW, I think that Art’s Granmaw and her apple pie are just fine. Now, that Ashton Kutcher dude……………………

Take care,
Matt
 
El Tejon sez...
I don't believe anyone has said anything bad about criminal defense attorneys on THR.
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Criminal defense attorneys are the lowest form of scum sucking life on earth...

until I get accused of a crime and need a good one
 
Well let's see...the 1911 guys knock the Glockers,the Glock guys bash everyone else,the AR guys poo-poo the 7.62x39,everyone else belittles the 5.56 and it's primary platform,George W isn't a favorite,nor for that matter is any politician,every celebrity is a buffoon and you just got ripped off on that POS gun. BUT...nobody has ever bashed the Duke,or his choice of weapons. At least not on THR.
 
Talk down The Duke? Not a smart thing to do while I'm around, pilgrim.:)

Biker
 
If it isn't made with Northern Spies it's not apple pie and it's not worth eating. Period.

Oh, and 90% of people who say they make good crust... don't.
 
Squirt guns, I hate squirt guns. You could fill them with some kind of unethical fluid like bleach or ammonia. They could really do some harm if filled with the wrong stuff, BAN 'EM
 
Squirt guns? We used to fill them with Jergens lotion and take them to the midnight skin flicks in college. Shoot 'em in the air. Ewwww.
 
Well you guys are missing some the most obvious.

-BB Gun Pistols in blister packs, AND secured with umpteen heavy duty zip ties.
Plumb wore by the time you get the gun out of package, and it has become too dark to shoot it.

--Okay - who was the genius that came up with Masking tape for taping targets that (1) you cannot find the end of the roll (2) tape will not tear where torn.

So you find the end of the roll, finally, and fold over to mark the end. Maybe put a spent casing to mark, anything. This lasts about a nanosecond because when you tear it again for another piece, does it tear "there"? Of course not, you either have a piece 1/8" x 1/16" , being too small - or the tape torn halfway around the roll, to that other place that has an "end".

--Staple guns will empty themselves as you walk from firing line to targets.

I mean you check the staple gun - Full. Somehow halfway , in my case 25 yds out, all the staple disappear.

Heck I know some folks that the staple guns jump out of hands, and run back to firing line. They arrive at target, no staple gun, turn around to look at firing line and the Stapler is waving at them.

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To my knowledge Nobody has ever posted this next one on any Gun Forum - ever. Get settled, and mark the calendar. You heard this here first , and by me.

Feral Brass and Hulls

Yep, you read that correctly.

On a skeet field, totally clean. Only 12 gauge and 20 ga guns being shot. All that is being ejected is Red, or Yellow hulls.

Where in the heck did the black 16 gauge come from? These are the ones that follow you home and as you are reloading, you grab while in the groove of reloading and get stuck on the deprime- and resizer stage.

Metallic folks - don't laugh. You too have been to a range. Totally policed. Only .45ACP and 9mm guns are being shot. You police after yourselves, get home and start sorting brass.

.40 S&W gets inside the .45ACP. 9mm ends up inside the .40 S&W.

I still ain't figured out how .30 cal carbine brass ended up in the bed of my truck and all I was shooting was .22 rimfire from a Marlin 60.

Gotta be...Feral Brass and Hulls.

:D
 
Stupid apple pie, always acting so superior over all the other delicious pies. What makes apple pie so great? Nothing. Cherry Pie is tastier, mincemeat pie is more manly, and blueberry pie is blue. The apple is the jerk of the fruits. It has no claim to fame other than mythically helping Newton discover gravity. Cherries, on the other hand, are responsible for taking down a president. Thats not really a good thing, but for a fruit, thats quite an accomplishment. Apples are also worthless because they are the root of America's worst folk character: Johnny Appleseed. Way to go, Johnny Appleseed! Plant trees that will never produce a thing until your dead! If he had been Johnny Corncob, at least he could have eaten tasty corn within a few months of his labor. It would have been even better if he would have been Johnny Bacon-cooker. Who doesn't love bacon, accept for vegetarians? Even they would rather eat bacon than a worthless apple, let alone an apple pie. At least, I assume they would. Personally, I am going to become Timbo Tree-Cutter, and my specialty will lie in hacking down apple trees, which I won't even use for firewood for fear of killing baby deer with the overwhelming stench of apples. Apples? More like Crapples.

There. Apple Pie, and Apples, have officially been bashed.

For the record, I actually like apples, but it turns out that I like bashing them even more.
 
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