What is the point of having an ASP when non-LEO?

[BluesBear]

this is a more than a one Marine cure

ROFLMAO!
(scenes from Full Matal Jacket running through my mind)

 

[Stand_Watie]

How'd he explain that one to his boss?

With great trepidation I'm sure. Granted it was coffee through the nose spewing funny as he related it years after the fact, but I'll bet it didn't seem funny to him at the time. As I recall the explanation had something to do with striking the rearview mirror with his clipboard as he entered or exited the vehicle. Now if he's reading this messageboard I'll bet he wishes he'd never told me that story



Bored security guards can make for some really amusing stories - a police officer related to me a story of one who locked himself into his own handcuffs whilst practicing his houdini and wound up having to call 911 after bobbling the key and dropping it someplace irretrievable.