I have a friend who was shot by his cousin while they were hunting quail in Texas brush country. Probably 30-35 yards, through enough brush they couldn't see each other, #8 shot. Luckily, his gun and left forearm protected his face, but he ended up with a bunch of pellets in his left hand and arm and chest.
He called his doctor back home, and asked what to do. Was told to go to an emergency room. Since the nearest one was a few hours drive away, he decided he would wait until he got home on Monday. Goes to hospital, says he's been in a hunting accident. Cops come in before he sees a doctor. He tells them the whole story, there's a massive investigation. His cousin, who's an attorney, ends up hiring an attorney to handle it. All the other members of the hunting party, all attorneys including a couple of judges, give statements. Six months later, things are seemingly all settled.
He's out of town on business. Six in the morning, someone pounds on the door of his house. His wife answers, and it's game wardens, there to arrest him. They tell her that they have a report that he was injured while quail hunting on such and such a date, and quail season is closed then.
She says yes, but it was in TEXAS, not here, which it also SAYS in the report, which I have a COPY of right here, and quail season in TEXAS is OPEN then, you IDIOTS. And it's SIX in the MORNING. Idiots is apparently the nicest thing she called them. That was the end of that.