Yo Mama's so tactical for Mother's Day

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

Yo momma so tactical she play her iTunes on an MP5.

Yo momma so tactical she ask you for a jacket for Mother's Day. Full metal.

Yo momma so tactical she got a tanto-blade nail file. And she keep it in a thigh holster.

- NF

 

[CypherNinja]

Yo Mama's so tactical that the headlamps on her minivan are made by SureFire

You Mama's so tactical that when she played pin the tail on the donkey, she used a real donkey and a tranq gun.

Yo momma so tactical she douches with Hoppes #9

Yo momma so tactical she play her iTunes on an MP5.

^^^^^ LOL!

 

[Rumble]

Yo momma so tactical her teeth are hard chromed.

 

[aguyindallas]

Your mama is so tactical she measures baking ingredients with a powder measure.

Your mama is so tactical she measures chocolate chips in grains.

 

[rbernie]

Your mama is so tactical her change purse has a MagPul on it.

 

[Elmer Snerd]

Yo Mamma so tactical that when the SWAT team was called to execute a "No Knock" warrant on her, they changed it to an "OK, We'll Knock Just This Once" warrant.

YMST that she spanked you with an ASP baton.

YMST that the cat gave up trying to sneak up on her.

YMST that she made a suppressor for her vacuum cleaner.

YMST that assassins, bounty hunters, surveillance teams, SWAT teams, ninjas, pirates, and zombies give her a courtesy call before operating in her city.

YMST that her kitchen knives have strategically placed blood grooves.

YMST that Blackwater USA wouldn't hire her because she was overqualified.

YMST that the last time someone drew on her it was ruled a suicide.

 

[mhdishere]

Yo Mama's so Tactical that she reloads while your Papa is taking multiple .308 hits to the back.

 

[Diomed]

Elmer - awesome!

Yo mama's so tactical, her minivan is a Stryker ICV.

Yo mama's so tactical, her vacuum has an underslung M203.

 

[Vitamin G]

Yo mama so tactical she knits people rubber soled booties

 

[freedom and guns]

high velocity
If you want your wife to be able to protect herself and enjoy mothers day get her a romatron btw nice insults 3rd post

 

[wolf_from_wv]

If your stroller has an armored tub that you sit in with a pintle mount M249, and automatic grenade launcher (forget number...) for her...

I wish I could find the picture of the "street sweeper" - the broom with the bayonet attached to it.

 

[HighVelocity]

Mother's Day Bump

Yo Mama's so tactical that the handles on her kitchen knives are wrapped in para-cord

 

[ABTOMAT]

Yo mama's so tactical...

...that her kitchen knives are made by Dark Ops.

...that she plants Claymores in the flower garden.

...that her rolling pin has a light rail.

...that she roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris when he hit on her.

...that she made you sweep for IED's in the sandbox at the playground.

...that your baby rattle was a 20mm casing filled with .22 brass.

...that the bird feeder in the backyard dispenses tiny MRE's.

...that she fed you formula from a Camel-Bak.

And from another THR post about a news event:

...that a gunfight broke out at her baby shower.

 

[ABTOMAT]

That she needs a special sale on the latest tactical equipment. I asked my wife if she wanted ASP handcuffs for mothers day and I got "the look"

I stumbled across this and just had to share:

http://www.streichers.com/specialpag...age=mothersday

So, what do you think the reaction would be if you gave her the "Black Hellstorm Advanced Tactical Kneepads"?

 

[rebelz]

ur momma is so tactical her bra is made out of kevlar and machine guns hah!