You may have too much ammo if...
1. The National Guard comes to your house for ammo when deployed in your town!
2. You can't make a ham sandwich because that stuff wrapped in tin foil is ammo, not ham!
3. You have to move 5 crates of 556 to open your closet and 10 crates of 7.62x39mm falls on you after opening the closet door!
4. The paint on your car is peeling because you can't put it inside a 3 car garage stuffed to the brim with ammo!
5. You skin your knees on boxes of ammo every night when you have to get up to go to the bathroom! ( Also you are an old man now )
6. Your foundations is cracked because it settled under the weight of your ammo supply!
7. You are being sued by the last burglar that tried to burglar your house because he got injured after crates of ammo fell on him!
Anybody else have any clues?
1. The National Guard comes to your house for ammo when deployed in your town!
2. You can't make a ham sandwich because that stuff wrapped in tin foil is ammo, not ham!
3. You have to move 5 crates of 556 to open your closet and 10 crates of 7.62x39mm falls on you after opening the closet door!
4. The paint on your car is peeling because you can't put it inside a 3 car garage stuffed to the brim with ammo!
5. You skin your knees on boxes of ammo every night when you have to get up to go to the bathroom! ( Also you are an old man now )
6. Your foundations is cracked because it settled under the weight of your ammo supply!
7. You are being sued by the last burglar that tried to burglar your house because he got injured after crates of ammo fell on him!
Anybody else have any clues?