You might be a gun nut if........

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This is a new one for me when you buy ammo for a gun you don't even have just so you have an excuse to buy a new one.
 
you go to the gun show before changing the well pump because the gun show closes at 5...
people arent surprised to see a handgun sitting on your bathroom counter...
instead of reading in the bathroom you take apart your gun to inspect its cleanliness and servicablility...
your wife tells you to clean up your guns when company is comming over...
 
...if your bedroom dresser has a "holster drawer".

...if you are constantly telling people how much ammo used to cost as you are begrudgingly buying more ammo.

...if you cringe a little and have to bite your tongue when someone at the gun counter says "clip" when they are talking about a magazine.


your wife tells you to clean up your guns when company is comming over...
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Yes, I get that one too.

Jason
 
if you don't have any use for the internet other than shopping for guns/accessories
 
When you open the door to the UPS guy who gives your package a little shake and then asks "more ammo again Mr. Woodward?" and you reply "Yup, see you again in a few days."
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How about when they knock on your door without the package. To make sure you're home, first, because they don't want to carry all that ammo twice.
 
How about when they knock on your door without the package. To make sure you're home, first, because they don't want to carry all that ammo twice.
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LOL, that's a good one. :D

Jason
 
When you can't get through a action movie with your significant without pointing out flaws, and naming the weapons the main characters are using.
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My wife hates that, while its happening she tells me to just be quiet and she knows.
 
When you can't get through a action movie with your significant without pointing out flaws, and naming the weapons the main characters are using
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I do that with every movie. Hah. I also like to run to my safe, pull out whatever weapon the main character has, and show it to my wife :D
 
I do that with every movie. Hah. I also like to run to my safe, pull out whatever weapon the main character has, and show it to my wife
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That is awesome, i bet the wife gets annoyed with that. Sometimes, when my weapon is not loaded of course, i like to participate in the gun fight scenes while my wife laughs at me.
 
That is awesome, i bet the wife gets annoyed with that. Sometimes, when my weapon is not loaded of course, i like to participate in the gun fight scenes while my wife laughs at me.
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She's very... patient... with me :D She knew I was "special" before marrying me :eek: I'll have to get some snap caps and start participating in the gun fights. Sounds fun :D
 
....if the wife complains that you have so many guns in your dresser drawers that she cannot put in the clean clothes.....
....if the wife complains that you have at least one gun in every drawer in the house except for her dresser....and you gently explain that you have a couple loosely wrapped in oilcloth *behind* her dresser.....
....you need a new bedside table because the drawer in your old one broke due to the weight of the gun(s) and ammo in it.....
 
...if you hit the gun forums before you check your e-mail.
...if you laugh out loud at recoil-free guns used in TV shows like Burn Notice.
...if you listen to the game (NFL, MLB, NCAA, etc.) only when Gun Talk breaks for a commercial.:)
 
You introduce yourself to new people at work as "the resident Gun Nut"... and you work at a gun shop.
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Guilty...and I only volunteer part of my time at a Gun shop in exchange for....well you know.



When you start calling people out on their "weapons knowledge" including the unit armorer and unit small arms repairer and when they look it up they apologize because you were right
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This happened to me. :D



if your bedroom dresser has a "holster drawer".
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All i could say was good I'm not the only one. :D




...if you cringe a little and have to bite your tongue when someone at the gun counter says "clip" when they are talking about a magazine.
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Ohhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaa


And of course the movie one :D. Now let me try


...If when you go out the door your mental check is "Keys, wallet, watch, phone, gun, knife, flashlight.

...If whenever there is a gun related news article, or conversation when your not around, your friends tell you that they thought of you.

...If whenever you go on a long distance or cross country trip you not only pack your handgun on you hip, buuuuuut also carbine/shotgun in case you need a little somthing extra.

...If you've ever been in a gun/sporting goods store and helped somone find somthing or pick somthing out, and you diddn't work there.

...(and last but not least since no one's got this) If your favorite scene from a movie EVAR is the rec room scene from Tremors. :D

Rec Room Scene -----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFNBUs7O-h4
ENJOY!!!
 
+1 to the Rec Room from Tremors!

I'll add.......if your friends and coworkers say that if there is ever a shtf scenario they are headed straight to your house.
 
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