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[ramis]

An essay on the high road



'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding the high road. There are many factors which influenced the development of the high road. Remarkably the high road is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It still has the power to shock the aristocracy, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of the high road. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is the high road.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of the high road to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he must have been referning to the high road. A child’s approach to the high road bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Did I mention how lovely the high road is? If society has a favourite child, it is the high road.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to the high road. We will study the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. Interest

the high road


It is apparent from the graph that the influence of the high road is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Recent studies indicate that interest will continue to follow the high road for the foreseeable future. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the high road now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of a legend in their own life time, Elijah Shandy 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] He was first introduced to the high road by his mother. History tells us that the high road will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

I hope, for our sake that the high road will endure.
Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, the high road has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It collaborates successfully, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and is a joy to behold.

I'll leave you with this quote from Justin De Niro: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without the high road by my side.' [3]



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[1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Weekly the high road - Issue 54 - Rhino Media

 

[American By Blood]

History Prof-

Seen the Postmodernism Generator yet?

The blather it spews forth makes about as much sense as most "real" pomo essays and it wouldn't surprise me if more than one has been successfully turned in.

 

[History Prof]

History Prof-

Seen the Postmodernism Generator yet?

The blather it spews forth makes about as much sense as most "real" pomo essays and it wouldn't surprise me if more than one has been successfully turned in.

Never seen it. Thanks for the link. Absolutely horrible. The first one would get past a really lazy instructor, but not many. This postmodern generator takes the cake. I know a few professors who might think "this student is operating on a different level" and let it go. I would ask the student to sit and discuss the essay with me. I think I'll do a web search for a history paper generator. I bet its out there.....

 

[telomerase]

It seems to generate postmodernism that is just as useful as the handcarved type. Clearly, the production of postmodernism can now be automated and no longer be a drain on the world economy.

Well, I guess the reading of postmodernism has to be automated too, but since no memorization or processing is involved, that should be easy; just an OCR program and a simple delete routine.

 

[baz]

firearms as a substutiton for an inadequate penis

Well, this is THR, so I don't know how this will go over, but the result of putting this subject into the essay generator was hilarious. I ran it several times. Some sample "conclusions":

To conclude firearms as a substitute for an inadequate penis parades along man's streets and man waves back. It fills a hole, influences the influencers, and statistically it's great.
...
In my opinion firearms as a substitute for an inadequate penis is both a need and a want. It fills a hole, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest,, though firearms as a substitute for an inadequate penis brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly firearms as a substitute for an inadequate penis.
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To reiterate, firearms as a substitute for an inadequate penis may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It sings a new song, influences the influencers, and it brings the best out in people.
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To conclude firearms as a substitute for an inadequate penis deserves all of the attention it gets. It enriches, it stimulates and always chips in.

 

[C96]

The Most Important Message There: An essay on Al Gore's rhythms

In order to understand our selves, we must first understand al gore's rhythms. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of al gore's rhythms. Indispensable to homosapians today, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. The juxtapositioning of al gore's rhythms with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the aristocracy, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he saw clearly into the human heart. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, al gore's rhythms bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Recent thought on al gore's rhythms has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to al gore's rhythms, again and again.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with al gore's rhythms. We shall examine the Custard-Not-Mustard model, as is standard in this case.
Inflation

al gore's rhythms

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of al gore's rhythms, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Seemingly inflation will continue to follow al gore's rhythms for the foreseeable future. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to al gore's rhythms.

We cannot talk of al gore's rhythms and politics without remembering the words of the famous political Francis Skank 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to al gore's rhythms. History tells us that al gore's rhythms will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
I hope, for our sake that al gore's rhythms will endure.

Conclusion

To conclude, al gore's rhythms has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It enriches, ensures financial stability and is a joy to behold.

Let's finish with a thought from star Mariah De Niro: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

[1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing

[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

[3] Your al gore's rhythms - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

 

[thegriz]

This sucks

This thread sounds just like many of the stupid junk emails I receive. It's not funny. There are too many real people who sound like these junk essays for them to be funny.

 

[sm]

An essay on 28 gauge Shotguns

An essay on 28 gauge Shotguns

Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of 28 gauge Shotguns. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of 28 gauge Shotguns. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, who just don't like that sort of thing. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she borrowed much from 28 gauge Shotguns. Much has been said about the influence of the media on 28 gauge Shotguns. Observers claim it smells of success.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it�s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will begin by looking at the Greek-Roman model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.
Market
Value
Of
Gold

28 gauge Shotguns

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of 28 gauge Shotguns, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? It goes with out saying that the market value of gold is in financial terms 'holding hands with 28 gauge Shotguns.' In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing pre and post war views of 28 gauge Shotguns.

In the words of nobel prize winner Augstin B. Adger 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to 28 gauge Shotguns this is clearly true. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about 28 gauge Shotguns and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
One of the great ironies of this age is 28 gauge Shotguns. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Conclusion

In conclusion, 28 gauge Shotguns parades along man's streets and man waves back. It inspires, invades where necessary and is a joy to behold.

The final say goes to the award winning Wyclef Jackson: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without 28 gauge Shotguns.' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books

 

[gezzer]

This thread is proof Gun Kid has been given computer privileges in prison.

That is the only logical conclusion I can come up with.