Arrested for target shooting!
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Black Dragon
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Hey, we aren't laughing at you we're.......... 
Skip that, we ARE Laughing at you
No one in his right mind would have a Lorcin. 
Skip that, we ARE Laughing at you
No one in his right mind would have a Lorcin.
WOW! I hope you didn't bite your tongue too bad!
Instead of using the term "custom", why didn't you say that you were shooting a "TACTICAL Lorcin .25"?
Why didn't you say that, at 7 yards, your Lorcin pistol (AKA: Paperweight) was very effective at knocking down the pyramid of Coke cans when you THREW the pistol at it? You didn't mention how many rounds you fired, but because you suddenly had the police surrounding you, I have to wonder....was that Lorcin .25 a full-auto pistol with an "endless" high-capacity magazine? Maybe belt-fed?
Considering that the "average" response time by the police to ANY major shooting incident is roughly 7.45 minutes, you SHOULD have been able to shoot your pyramid of Coke cans several times, and STILL have time to calmly walk out of the gun range, drive home, and open up a can of Coke to DRINK!
Lastly, WHY am I even responding to your post?
Maybe you've been SNORTING too many Cokes! Uh, they're for DRINKING!
Instead of using the term "custom", why didn't you say that you were shooting a "TACTICAL Lorcin .25"?
Why didn't you say that, at 7 yards, your Lorcin pistol (AKA: Paperweight) was very effective at knocking down the pyramid of Coke cans when you THREW the pistol at it? You didn't mention how many rounds you fired, but because you suddenly had the police surrounding you, I have to wonder....was that Lorcin .25 a full-auto pistol with an "endless" high-capacity magazine? Maybe belt-fed?
Considering that the "average" response time by the police to ANY major shooting incident is roughly 7.45 minutes, you SHOULD have been able to shoot your pyramid of Coke cans several times, and STILL have time to calmly walk out of the gun range, drive home, and open up a can of Coke to DRINK!
Lastly, WHY am I even responding to your post?
Maybe you've been SNORTING too many Cokes! Uh, they're for DRINKING!
Brian Williams
Moderator Emeritus
Is that 2 months for impersonating an Idiot or leaving your post as a Villiage Idiot......
spacemanspiff
Senior Member
ooooo, next time stand up display items like bowling pins and see how many you can knock over by doing a running tac-roll. you can substitute walmart employees if there arent enough display items around.
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boofus
Guest
If you didn't shoot one of dem Lorcin assault fully automatic banana clipped .50 caliber revolvers you wouldn't have gotten in trouble.
itgoesboom
member
No offense, but please tell me that English isn't your first language. Please.
I.G.B.
TonyB
Member
I can sympathize bro....last year I decide I wanted to shoot my own turkey for thanksgiving.I bought a new 12 guage Hi-Point Tactical-custom pump-auto for $50.....I shot my own turkey all right..the people at Price Chopper got all up set for me shooting up the frozen food section.... 
7-11
As I'm no longer"welcome" at Walmart I decided on 7-11 this time.......
As I was leaving the house I stuffed my Glock 20 "man gun" into my pants sans holster (mexican carry) My backup is a Wilson Combat full custom 1911 with alll the IPSC options in my $500 leather pankake holster custom made by Belgian monks who devote their lives to silence and holster making. The holster was a gift from my Seal Team 6 buddies when I retired- but all records of my involvement were distroyed in a fire "accident"
I put on my Royal Robbins vest (matching pants too) The vest prevents anyone from knowing I'm carrying and looks damned good with the "From my cold dead hands" shirt I was wearing!
I also had my S&W Cenentennial in Kramer ankle holster- obviously an effective rig since so many guys in the magazines have it.
Lastly, I had my "covert sniper" ID in my wallet and my concealed weapon badge on my belt.
I was ready for anything!
I drove my bug out truck to 7-11. It's a "Tactical Edition" Subaru Brat that's been supercharged- 4 cylinders of ground pounding fury. As I pulled into 7-11 I saw a nefarious looking female eyeballing me from behind her mother's SUV. The girl scout uniform is an old Al Qaeda disguise so I upped my threat level.
When the girl reached into her "cookie box" and started in my direction I went into action!I attempted a tactical roll but fell flat on my face to avoid any incoming rounds and make it look intentional.
The store owner called 9-11 which was good because I was drawing my Glock was now out and I might need help with the "hostiles"
Unfortunately, since I didn't have a holster, the gun "went off" and the bullet creased my wienie. This happens alot so I just bit down on an empty 9mm case I carry.
I laid down fire in the direction of the "girl scout troop" to pin them down and assess my next move. I decided to take out the leader they called "mother" and ran at her. I threw my groin into her knee. I vomited because I knew the smell would repulse her and allow me to seek cover.
I ran screaming for the Subaru. I jumped into the backseat and cut myself on the M16 bayonet (gift from an operator in Israel) That was laying there. Oh well! I lost my ass in the war and it just made red marks appear on the implant ass.
As I attempted to start the truck it backfired. The cops that had just pulled in mistook this (and the gun I was pointing at them) as a threat and tased me.
I needed to ditch as much weight as possible for the getaway so I soiled
myself immediately (old seal team 6 trick)
I knew I had to take out "mother" before she ordered the "troops" to slaughter the police. So I aimed the G20 at her just as a cop mistakenly put 2 rounds into my chest!
Luckily I had my level 8 body armor on(level 4 is for sissies so I always duct-tape extra plates on)
I didn't want to hurt the cops because they obviously thought I was the threat and hadn't realized the girls scouts were terrorists.
I KNEW it was a ruse.
I showed my badge to the cop who'd shot me and explained the situation. He ordered me to drop the pistol. I did so as I was still armed. (still had the bayonet attached to my backside)
The cop read my badge then maced me. I started screaming like a girl and waving my arms because my boat team leader in the Seals said it worked. They also tased me but I ripped out the cords,and 1 nipple, instantly. I began to take evasive action- running in the zig-zag fashion. The extra weight of the bayonet slowed me down.
It would have to be hand to hand now! I knew the cop couldn't take me since he was 300 lbs of muscle and would be slowed down by all of that useless weight. I threw a right eye into his left fist, and a left knee into his maglite-didn't faze him!
So I drew my Benchmade Auto and was tased again. I was ready this time and only peed myself half as much.
Next thing i knew I was unconscious-that'll teach em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
As I'm no longer"welcome" at Walmart I decided on 7-11 this time.......
As I was leaving the house I stuffed my Glock 20 "man gun" into my pants sans holster (mexican carry) My backup is a Wilson Combat full custom 1911 with alll the IPSC options in my $500 leather pankake holster custom made by Belgian monks who devote their lives to silence and holster making. The holster was a gift from my Seal Team 6 buddies when I retired- but all records of my involvement were distroyed in a fire "accident"
I put on my Royal Robbins vest (matching pants too) The vest prevents anyone from knowing I'm carrying and looks damned good with the "From my cold dead hands" shirt I was wearing!
I also had my S&W Cenentennial in Kramer ankle holster- obviously an effective rig since so many guys in the magazines have it.
Lastly, I had my "covert sniper" ID in my wallet and my concealed weapon badge on my belt.
I was ready for anything!
I drove my bug out truck to 7-11. It's a "Tactical Edition" Subaru Brat that's been supercharged- 4 cylinders of ground pounding fury. As I pulled into 7-11 I saw a nefarious looking female eyeballing me from behind her mother's SUV. The girl scout uniform is an old Al Qaeda disguise so I upped my threat level.
When the girl reached into her "cookie box" and started in my direction I went into action!I attempted a tactical roll but fell flat on my face to avoid any incoming rounds and make it look intentional.
The store owner called 9-11 which was good because I was drawing my Glock was now out and I might need help with the "hostiles"
Unfortunately, since I didn't have a holster, the gun "went off" and the bullet creased my wienie. This happens alot so I just bit down on an empty 9mm case I carry.
I laid down fire in the direction of the "girl scout troop" to pin them down and assess my next move. I decided to take out the leader they called "mother" and ran at her. I threw my groin into her knee. I vomited because I knew the smell would repulse her and allow me to seek cover.
I ran screaming for the Subaru. I jumped into the backseat and cut myself on the M16 bayonet (gift from an operator in Israel) That was laying there. Oh well! I lost my ass in the war and it just made red marks appear on the implant ass.
As I attempted to start the truck it backfired. The cops that had just pulled in mistook this (and the gun I was pointing at them) as a threat and tased me.
I needed to ditch as much weight as possible for the getaway so I soiled
myself immediately (old seal team 6 trick)
I knew I had to take out "mother" before she ordered the "troops" to slaughter the police. So I aimed the G20 at her just as a cop mistakenly put 2 rounds into my chest!
Luckily I had my level 8 body armor on(level 4 is for sissies so I always duct-tape extra plates on)
I didn't want to hurt the cops because they obviously thought I was the threat and hadn't realized the girls scouts were terrorists.
I KNEW it was a ruse.
I showed my badge to the cop who'd shot me and explained the situation. He ordered me to drop the pistol. I did so as I was still armed. (still had the bayonet attached to my backside)
The cop read my badge then maced me. I started screaming like a girl and waving my arms because my boat team leader in the Seals said it worked. They also tased me but I ripped out the cords,and 1 nipple, instantly. I began to take evasive action- running in the zig-zag fashion. The extra weight of the bayonet slowed me down.
It would have to be hand to hand now! I knew the cop couldn't take me since he was 300 lbs of muscle and would be slowed down by all of that useless weight. I threw a right eye into his left fist, and a left knee into his maglite-didn't faze him!
So I drew my Benchmade Auto and was tased again. I was ready this time and only peed myself half as much.
Next thing i knew I was unconscious-that'll teach em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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What was the name of the movie with Steve Martin where the nutball starts shooting at him? The dude hits a stack of oil cans, and Martin exclaims "He hates these cans!" and dives behind a soda machine, which then catches a few more rounds... "Oh no! Cans in there, too!"
Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here. The new phone book's here. This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print! That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening to me now.
Excellent movie. Annoyingly vulgar in places, but genuinely funny. The edited-for-TV version isn't too bad. The whole "he hates these cans!" bit is hilarious.
-twency
Excellent movie. Annoyingly vulgar in places, but genuinely funny. The edited-for-TV version isn't too bad. The whole "he hates these cans!" bit is hilarious.
-twency
spacemanspiff
Senior Member
*sniff, snifff* smells like deja vu....
now where oh where have i read about the tactical subaru brat before?
now where oh where have i read about the tactical subaru brat before?
Standing Wolf
Member in memoriam
This is the most excitement I've seen since... Well, since... Well, since I can't even remember when!
Daniel T
Member
That's funny, the same thing happened to me when I read that last post.
SgtGunner
Member
7-11
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As I'm no longer"welcome" at Walmart I decided on 7-11 this time.......
As I was leaving the house I stuffed my Glock 20 "man gun" into my pants sans holster (mexican carry) My backup is a Wilson Combat full custom 1911 with alll the IPSC options in my $500 leather pankake holster custom made by Belgian monks who devote their lives to silence and holster making. The holster was a gift from my Seal Team 6 buddies when I retired- but all records of my involvement were distroyed in a fire "accident"
I put on my Royal Robbins vest (matching pants too) The vest prevents anyone from knowing I'm carrying and looks damned good with the "From my cold dead hands" shirt I was wearing!
I also had my S&W Cenentennial in Kramer ankle holster- obviously an effective rig since so many guys in the magazines have it.
Lastly, I had my "covert sniper" ID in my wallet and my concealed weapon badge on my belt.
I was ready for anything!
I drove my bug out truck to 7-11. It's a "Tactical Edition" Subaru Brat that's been supercharged-4 4 cylinders of ground pounding fury. As I pulled into 7-11 I sawa nefarious looking female eyeballing me from behind her mother's SUV. The girl scout uniform is an old Al Qaeda disguise so I upped my threat level.
When the girl reached into her "cookie box" and started in my direction I went into action!I attempted a tactical roll but fell flat on my face to avoid any incoming rounds and make it look intentional.
The store owner called 9-11 which was good because I was drawing my Glock was now out and I might need help with the "hostiles"
Unfortunately, since I didn't have a holster, the gun "went off" and the bullet creased my wienie. This happens alot so I just bit down on an empty 9mm case I carry.
I laid down fire in the direction of the "girl scout troop" to pin them down and assess my next move. I decided to take out the leader they called "mother" and ran at her. I threw my groin into her knee. I vomited because I knew the smell would repulse her and allow me to seek cover.
I ran screaming for the Subaru. I jumped into the backseat and cut myself on the M16 bayonet (gift from an operator in Israel) That was laying there. Oh well! I lost my ass in the war and it just made red marks appear on the implant ass.
As I attempted to start the truck it backfired. The cops that had just pulled in mistook this (and the gun I was pointing at them) as a threat and tased me.
I needed to ditch as much weight as possible for the getaway so I soiled
myself immediately (old seal team 6 trick)
I knew I had to take out "mother" before she ordered the "troops" to slaughter the police. So I aimed the G20 at her just as a cop mistakenly put 2 rounds into my chest!
Luckily I had my level 8 body armor on(level 4 is for sissies so I always duct-tape extra plates on)
I didn't want to hurt the cops because they obviously thought I was the threat and hadn't realized the girls scouts were terrorists.
I KNEW it was a ruse.
I showed my badge to the cop who'd shot me and explained the situation. He ordered me to drop the pistol. I did as I was still armed. (still had the bayonet attached to my backside)
The cop read my badge then maced me. I started screaming like a girl and waving my arms because my boat team leader in the Seals said it worked. They also tased me but I ripped out the cords,and 1 nipple, instantly. I began to take evasive action- running in the zig-zag fashion. The extra weight of the bayonet slowed me down.
It would have to be hand to hand now! I knew the cop couldn't take me since he was 300 lbs of muscle and would be slowed down by all of that useless weight. I threw a right eye into his left fist, and a left knee into his maglite-didn't faze him!
So I drew my Benchmade Auto and was tased again. I was ready this time and only peed myself half as much.
Next thing i knew I was unconscious-that'll teach em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I have to admit I think this is the only time I have EVER laughed myself to tears......damn thats good stuff
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As I'm no longer"welcome" at Walmart I decided on 7-11 this time.......
As I was leaving the house I stuffed my Glock 20 "man gun" into my pants sans holster (mexican carry) My backup is a Wilson Combat full custom 1911 with alll the IPSC options in my $500 leather pankake holster custom made by Belgian monks who devote their lives to silence and holster making. The holster was a gift from my Seal Team 6 buddies when I retired- but all records of my involvement were distroyed in a fire "accident"
I put on my Royal Robbins vest (matching pants too) The vest prevents anyone from knowing I'm carrying and looks damned good with the "From my cold dead hands" shirt I was wearing!
I also had my S&W Cenentennial in Kramer ankle holster- obviously an effective rig since so many guys in the magazines have it.
Lastly, I had my "covert sniper" ID in my wallet and my concealed weapon badge on my belt.
I was ready for anything!
I drove my bug out truck to 7-11. It's a "Tactical Edition" Subaru Brat that's been supercharged-4 4 cylinders of ground pounding fury. As I pulled into 7-11 I sawa nefarious looking female eyeballing me from behind her mother's SUV. The girl scout uniform is an old Al Qaeda disguise so I upped my threat level.
When the girl reached into her "cookie box" and started in my direction I went into action!I attempted a tactical roll but fell flat on my face to avoid any incoming rounds and make it look intentional.
The store owner called 9-11 which was good because I was drawing my Glock was now out and I might need help with the "hostiles"
Unfortunately, since I didn't have a holster, the gun "went off" and the bullet creased my wienie. This happens alot so I just bit down on an empty 9mm case I carry.
I laid down fire in the direction of the "girl scout troop" to pin them down and assess my next move. I decided to take out the leader they called "mother" and ran at her. I threw my groin into her knee. I vomited because I knew the smell would repulse her and allow me to seek cover.
I ran screaming for the Subaru. I jumped into the backseat and cut myself on the M16 bayonet (gift from an operator in Israel) That was laying there. Oh well! I lost my ass in the war and it just made red marks appear on the implant ass.
As I attempted to start the truck it backfired. The cops that had just pulled in mistook this (and the gun I was pointing at them) as a threat and tased me.
I needed to ditch as much weight as possible for the getaway so I soiled
myself immediately (old seal team 6 trick)
I knew I had to take out "mother" before she ordered the "troops" to slaughter the police. So I aimed the G20 at her just as a cop mistakenly put 2 rounds into my chest!
Luckily I had my level 8 body armor on(level 4 is for sissies so I always duct-tape extra plates on)
I didn't want to hurt the cops because they obviously thought I was the threat and hadn't realized the girls scouts were terrorists.
I KNEW it was a ruse.
I showed my badge to the cop who'd shot me and explained the situation. He ordered me to drop the pistol. I did as I was still armed. (still had the bayonet attached to my backside)
The cop read my badge then maced me. I started screaming like a girl and waving my arms because my boat team leader in the Seals said it worked. They also tased me but I ripped out the cords,and 1 nipple, instantly. I began to take evasive action- running in the zig-zag fashion. The extra weight of the bayonet slowed me down.
It would have to be hand to hand now! I knew the cop couldn't take me since he was 300 lbs of muscle and would be slowed down by all of that useless weight. I threw a right eye into his left fist, and a left knee into his maglite-didn't faze him!
So I drew my Benchmade Auto and was tased again. I was ready this time and only peed myself half as much.
Next thing i knew I was unconscious-that'll teach em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I have to admit I think this is the only time I have EVER laughed myself to tears......damn thats good stuff
SgtGunner
Member
I have actually done this and yes 45 ACP blows holy damn outta watermelons.
ghost squire
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Really? I would have thought the opposite, that a big heavy bullet would just drill a hole in the watermelon and a 9mm would pop it.
I will have to try that sometime. What happens when you shoot it with an 8mm mauser with softpoints?
I will have to try that sometime. What happens when you shoot it with an 8mm mauser with softpoints?
CajunBass
Member
When I was a kid, we got bored on a dove hunt one afternoon and shot some watermelons with 12 ga dove loads. Pretty spectacular. 
But this isn't the time of year to be stalking watermelons at Wal-Mart. They've got pumpkins out now. Pumpkins are a lot harder to stalk and take a lot more killing than any old watermelon.
They'll charge if they're only wounded too, so shoot straight.
But this isn't the time of year to be stalking watermelons at Wal-Mart. They've got pumpkins out now. Pumpkins are a lot harder to stalk and take a lot more killing than any old watermelon.
They'll charge if they're only wounded too, so shoot straight.
Gus Dddysgrl
Member
What's a Lorcin???????
Gus
-funny story by the way
Gus
-funny story by the way
Lorcin- cheaply made pistols made by Lorcin industries in .22, .25, .380., 9mm. Blowback operation. Similar to Jennings et al. Also made derringers. Production continues under the Cobra brand.They're all junk............................................except mine. Where's meeeee preciouuuuusssssssssssss?
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