CSI: Miami

[Gunner45]

I was watching CSI: Miami last night when I saw something that made smile. There were two "hunters" out poaching moutian lions in the everglades. One gets shot and the CSI gang takes the rifles in to thier lab.

The thing than made me smile is that both bolt action rifles had no scope or iron sights on them.

The other thing was a guy who got shot in the neck with a .308 at a range of maybe 15 ft. and the csi guys fish the bullet out of the wound.

My wife said if I didn't stop laughing every time they show a gun that I can't watch the show with her anymore.

Gunner45

 

[Mal H]

You mean he still had a neck?

I can't stand CSI Miami due to David Caruso. He is so damned melodramatic, he makes William Shatner look good. I'm hoping Caruso will pull his NYPD Blue stunt and leave - soon.

 

[Shooter 2.5]

Good catch. I noticed one of the rilfles has a rail for a scope and I started thinking they may have removed the scope. Nope.

The other one was the investigator pulled the bolt back and he acted like he was looking down the barrel. I don't know what was so interesting about a portion of the chamber. All he had to do was glance to see if it was loaded.

 

[Treylis]

Didn't CSI also have 'Death Talon' ammo in one episode? I must confess that I don't watch it, myself.

 

[jwmoore]

I particularly enjoyed the MagLight duct-taped to the barrel, being used to shoot racoons in one of the "flashbacks".

Yes, CSI: Miami once had the cop-killing Death Talons.

 

[Justin]

Two words:

meat bullets

 

[pax]

Stuff like this is brainwashing your fellow voters.

It is on the air because people watch it. If people didn't watch it, it wouldn't be profitable to air it, and it would have no effect on your neighbors' voting habits.

Turn it off.

pax

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart. -- Fred Allen

 

[The Mayor]

Last weeks murder weapon had a hair trigger of 2 "PSI." by their test.

 

[Gunner45]

Oh yea, I forgot about that one. I just watch the show because my wife like it. Well, that and the fact that I used to live in Miami and I get to see some of my old stomping grounds in the show.

Gunner45

 

[seeker_two]

Is it just me, or is CSI Miami getting more & more JBT-ish? They just pulled this one guy in for questioning & "processed" his car on the slightest suspicion--and without any consent or warrant. Plus Caruso has to play his "Great Intimidator" role... I wonder how many cases the REAL Miami CSI would get tossed out for violating civil rights...

Why would someone waste a Monday night watching this drivel?

Realistic portrayals of law enforcement....NOPE.

Demonstration of modern crime-solving techniques...NOPE.

Emily Proctor....




YEP.

 

[TimH]

What are the odds of any murder getting the type of attention that is given on this show.

I can't stand David Caruso either.

 

[TechBrute]

Plus Caruso has to play his "Great Intimidator" role...

Oh my gosh that's the funniest thing ever. Every time I see him lean down and do that bit, I just laugh. If some pansy-arsed red headed fool tried that crap on me I'd pimp slap him until his cheek matched his hair. What is he, like 170 wet with shoes on? I've easily got 50 pounds on him, and a bigger gun, come to think of it.

 

[grnzbra]

Aw, c'mon guys. Be nice. The man has fallen so far since his high flying days as Kit-Kat in Hudson Hawk .

 

[Ky Larry]

My wife used to watch that silly clap trap and that other moronic CSI show. I finally got her to watch Forensic Files on The Discovery Channel and now she's hooked on the real thing. David Caruso=

 

[Gunpacker]

LOL

They need a knowledgeable gun guy there. Notice the bullet that stopped in the guy was not even deformed? That was not as strange to me as the ridiculous number of happenings at that deserted spot in the Everglades.
Grand central station.