It's a bell curve. Most people fall within the average range.
Honestly I sometimes feel that he had it right and it ISN'T a bell curve...
Oy...where to start...
The instructors when I was in the Marines who used to make the M-16 sound like some kind of combination of a howitzer and Klingon disintigrator pistol. I partially think it was to keep the non-savvy from getting lax about their safety.
"Dude, don't point that thing at me...all that would be left was a pair of boots!"
Similar subject was this goofy guy in my bootcamp platoon. Weird black Muslim mofo from somewhere down south who was going to be a cook. Not to besmirch cooks, the south, black people, Muslims, or weirdos either...I've known plenty of all and qualify as weird myself.
His name was Abdulah and the DI's proceeded to nickname him "Ab-dool-ah the Moo-lah". Hey, it's USMC bootcamp.
This kid just could NOT get his mind wrapped around weapons safety (and a lot of other things). I'd say he flagged people with his M-16 a couple hundred times BEFORE we made it up to Camp Pendleton and actually used the things.
He finally got dropped from our platoon to a later platoon after a particularly bad incident on the line on Thursday of qual week. Thursday is qualification day and if you shoot a qualifying score you're all set for the week. Amazingly he shot pretty good, actually better than me...
He had already qualified by the 500 yard line but forgot to change his dope from 300 yards...completely misses his first couple shots and his range coach corporal yells loudly for him to get up and come back and give him his rifle...
Abdulah does NOT do ANY of the following:
Put the gun on safety, take the mag out, eject the round in the chamber, check the action and barrel to ensure they are empty, aim the gun at the sky while getting up, sling it over his shoulder, and then walk to the instructor all the while keeping his finger off of the trigger.
Instead he makes a big sigh, practically drops the rifle into the dirt...while keeping his finger on the trigger, pushes up off the ground with one hand on the gun pushing it into the dirt, grabs it up and again puts his finger right back on the trigger, flags half the range including the whole shooting staff, the tower, one of our DI's who is like 10' away, our company Sgt Maj, me, and a couple hundred other not so prestigious people like myself.
His range coach snatched that thing from him so fast I think Abdulah's thought "how'd he get a rifle?" before he thought "where'd my rifle go?"
He then proceeded to get an @ss chewing from about everyone on the range between the rank of Corporal and Colonel...Warrant Officers included. They dropped him that day.
The next time I saw him was several months later as I was completing combat training. Apparently he had been dropped from his second platoon after more of the same weapons handling stupidity. He seemed to have realized that this was making bootcamp VERY long for him and smartened up the THIRD time around.
The gun store clerk a few years back who butted into a conversation I was having with a guy who was looking at 1911's but commented to me that he just couldn't afford to have a 1911 like his granddad's. I pointed out the $310 RIA 1911 and told him about mine and how good of a gun it was and had been for me. Heck, I was about to sell a gun for the store!
Clerk walks over and proceeds to interject that no 1911 under $500 should even be considered as they are all foreign made junk...then tells the guy the minimum he should look at was a $600
SPRINGFIELD. Guy gets kind of dejected and says thanks anyways and walks off. Their ammo prices were good so I grabbed my .45 ammo and ran off after the guy after giving the clerk a "you're a f%^ktard" look.
I ended up giving him the e-mail address of the place I E-ordered my RIA from. Last I knew he loved it.
Only heard this one but supposedly a friend of a friend's favorite gun store up here in the 'sticks had a gentleman walk in and ask for a box of .44 Magnum. The clerks were suitably impressed and talked to the guy about the gun it was for. Guy says it's Ooooolllllllld. Figuring it's an original Model 29 or 50's Ruger they ask if he has it. He says yes and tells them if they give him a minute he'll go get it and they can see it on the "range" behind the shop.
The store employees quickly lock the cases and doors and put the "out back" sign up and get out back as they hear the first KA-BOOM!
Only to see the guy is shooting what appeared to be an ancient top break S&W...
...44 Russian
Apparently he'd done it a few times before.
Okay, last one...not so funny or dangerous, just annoying.
I was walking through the local Gander Mountain recently being amazed at their selection of overpriced everything and as I turned to leave overheard the big hay seed behind the counter tell a customer, "we only jist began to carry dem AY-salt Rifuls".:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:
Okay, now that I've gotten entirely two longwinded and over described everything I'll save the others...
Ooooh...there was the time I almost shot myself, my brother, and my cousin in the feet with an old bolt action .410...