Dumbest thing you've seen at the range?

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I have never seen any stupid stuff at the range I go to in West Palm Beach. Each shooter gets a pretty good safety talk prior to being allowed on the range and the RSO watches over the shooters and allows no BS. Only complaint I have is you can only use their ammo.
 
1982. O.S.U.T. Ft. Benning, Ga.

All us trainees on the firing line blasting away. Drill Seargent behind the firing line asks one trainee why he is not firing. Trainee turns, with M-16 still to his shoulder (resulting in weapon being pointed at drill Sergent) and says "it wont shoot, seargent." Yes, the bolt was closed and the magazine was still in the well.:what:
 
Forgive me for saying this but, I feel like this type thread gives fodder to the anti-2A crown who claim that private citizens aren't competent enough to own/operate/carry firearms. Just my $0.02
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Trying to conceal the fact that there are idiots in this world is giving them more ammo. Now you are willing to lye about what you believe in. How credible is that?
 
I shot a 44 (hits) by shooting 40 rounds with a few fliers at my qual range right before I went to the SGT board . The MSG beside me only shot a 23 (bare minimum to qual), and they were all hits, no fliers (and this was on paper targets, so you really can see a flier). I showed him this oddity and showed him that all of my shots were head shots (and all of the fliers were just outside of the heads) while there were some mysterious shots almost dead center on several targets. He just grinned and said I must have had some extra ammo.

I would have had a 37 without his help. I don't know where his other 10 went, but there was a pfc on the other side of him.

Stupid funny, not moronic.

My dad's story, also happy funny -- he was requalifying to go overseas (about 1943) but was still recovering from a plane crash that had damaged one eye. His depth perception wasn't very good and his friends knew it. When the scored the targets he had more hits than he had rounds....3 or 4 guys saved one shot for his target.

They retested him alone and he failed miserably. His CO didn't want to lose him (he was squadron operations NCO) and arranged to have him requalify on a Thompson, which he then had to carry....
 
Ok, dumbest thing I've done on a range. I had just bought a beautiful SuperRedhawk 454 in that battleship gray finish from my local dealer and took it to the range with a couple of boxes of ammo from my (then) gun dealer. [He retired in 2004] I'm thinking sweet ... I got a nice hand cannon bigger than my 45's.

So I'm on the range firing this baby monster at 5 yard targets to get a feel for it and noticing that I cannot for the life of me hit the bullseye. all over the paper and I'm using proper grip, stance and the sights properly. I figured that even if the sights were off I should be a lot more precise than what I'm getting . (Pizza box sized groups at 5 yards? you gotta be kidding me what a POS pistol!) ... :uhoh:

After a few cylinders I start checking the spent brass as they come out and I'm seeing badly bulged cases (oh poop, what the heck is wrong?)

After checking the headstamps, turns out I was shooting 44 specials in a 454 pistol and my gun dealer had handed me the wrong boxes instead of the 454 cartridges. :rolleyes:
Yeah we both trusted each other a little too much.

Ever since then I'm always very scrupulous about checking ammo/weapon matches. :)
Went back to my gun dealer and we both had a good laugh and he handed me fresh boxes of the proper ammunition to make up the mishap.
 
Oh that reminds me. We had a guy pick up his M16/203 by the 203 trigger once and AD's into his foot. Luckily they have the minimum distance arming mechanism.

We were at our local Iraqi police station pulling guard duty when one of the Iraqis AD'd the Dishka (spelling) 50 cal into, well more like through, the police station.
 
Even with the few idiots that go to the ranges I still feel safer once I get there then I did when I was driving over in my car. The percentage of idiots on the roads far out number the ones at the range.
 
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Older gentleman with his wife at the range. He is firing a Garand. For whatever reason the bolt does not want to close all the way, so he hits the operating rod handle with something for every shot. When that no longer works, he puts the muzzle of the gun on the toe of his boot, and hits the op rod handle to close it.
 
range officer asked to shoot my pistol grip shotgun and then hit himself in the face with it. i didn't laugh at that very moment, but i literally laugh out loud every time i think back to that incident:)
 
He actually didn't like it much, it was a lot heavier than a sidearm, and an NCO in a medium bomber squadron doesn't need to shoot very often. Made for some cool pictures though.... He's been gone ten years now but I can still hear him telling the story.
 
I saw a guy cussing up a storm, He had a .38 revolver and a .40 cal glock and didnt understand why the box of 38-40 ammunition didnt fit in either gun.


That ammo should work in BOTH, right - makes sense to me, lol.
 
The bell rang for the cease fire, everyone started putting their guns in the rack,& as one numbskull was putting his gun in the rack,it went off.he's lucky it didnt get him in the head.the range officers shut down the range for a half hour,worrying where the bullet went,& scrambled around in panic....
 
when i was 13 my scout master took us out shooting. One of the weapons he had us try out was his trusty 12g. I fired it once and it was instant love! I fired it twice and I realized I wasn't able to properly see down the sights. So, I figured the best thing to do would be to push it out a little so I could aim better. I think I had remington imprinted backwards on my shoulder for a week. I'm lucky it didnt crack my face. What really hurt though? My pride...:uhoh:
 
Dumbest thing I've done is hand my CZ carbine to my friend as he ran out of ammo for his 336. He didn't have very good trigger discipline but knows the four rules. I had the trigger set (1# pull) and it went off about 3' from my head, aimed at the sky thankfully.:eek:

It was my fault, pure and simple. He was a bit shaken though, having actually USED one of the four rules sucessfully.

On another note, my friend's brother (from Russia) was shooting his Mossberg Persuader with stock folded and it chipped his tooth.

Oh, almost forgot. Took some friends out shooting and had their 11yo use my HiPoint carbine after the four rules were given with strict muzzle discipline pointed out. He was rather...aggressive...with it and two mags later I put it back in the case, unloaded. As I was putting everything away in the shed back at the house, I turned around to find the $*%& thing pointed at me with the kid yelling, "bang bang". Needless to say that kid got seriously reprimanded and will never go shooting with me again. Kinda soured me to having kids come with me.
 
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The only range time I've ever had was for a firearms training class I had to take last year for school. We were training on Sig 9mm pistols. There was one girl in the group who really didn't take it seriously enough, and never mastered the fundamentals. She was constantly changing her grip, and was finally rewarded with a heck of a good bite from the slide. She reflexively DROPPED the loaded weapon, and started running around holding her hand (which was bleeding).

I've been guilty of some stupidness myself. My grandpa gave me an old DB 12GA he'd got from his dad who bought it used on a sale God know's how many years ago. It's a battered old farm gun, complete with dinged and pitted barrels, oily furniture, and very loose lockup but it's a dream to shoot. When I got it, I knew how to shoot well enough, but I didn't know the first thing about old guns. Over the first few years I had it, I took excellent care of the gun but shot every manner of nasty 2-3/4" shell you can imagine through it including heavy high velocity magnums, buckshot, a GREAT many deer slugs, and countless cases (not boxes, cases) of heavy target loads (Winchester 3DR 1-1/8oz). Eventually, I did some research on the old SxS, and found out it's a Remington model 1882 grade 3 with 32" DAMASCUS barrels. I took it to a local gunsmith to get his opinion as to whether it was really safe to shoot, and (naturally) he said it was never designed for fast-burning modern powder, and he'd be hesitant to shoot even light target loads through it for fear of having a barrel burst. He about swallowed his tongue when I humbly mentioned that I had put "a couple" slugs through it over the years. Needless to say, it's in semi-retirement now, but I've got to wonder if those damascus barrels are really as weak as people say they are...
 
muzzel loading fools

I've seen alot of stupid things but, only one comes to mind while at the range. I went out to the range to site in my muzzel loader and came up on these two fellas trying to see how many times they could fire their smoke poles without cleaning their bores. I'm pretty sure they didn't have much experience with muzzel loaders as I watched as they held the gun virtically with the ramrod sticking out of the bore. I couldn't believe my eyes as I watched what happend next. They could no longer push the sabot down the bore by hand so, they proceeded to slam the ramrod up into the rafters of the over hanging roof to seat the bullet. I made mention that by swabbing the bore would make seating the bullet easyer and explained to them that by not cleaning, pressures in the bore would spike and the possibility of a accident could happen. They both looked at me and continued slamming the ramrod into the rafters. Needless to say I didn't fire one shot at the range that day. I left before they killed themselves or someone else.
 
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Took my Rock Island 1911 to the range one afternoon. Ran out of ammo. Time to pack up & go home.

Couple old timers were sitting around, bull chipping the way old timers do. Saw my 1911. One says, "reminds me of the old Army days." Being a sentimental sort, I say, "Wanna see it?" "H-e-double-hockey-sticks, yes" he says.

Hand him the Rock. He fondles. Sights down-range. Smiles. Asks, "Can I shoot it?" Sure - why not? Anything for a Vet, right?

...except am out of ammo. Shrug; sorry. Maybe next time.

But wait - Old timer #2 says, "I have a couple mags in the truck - lemme get one." Goes & digs through pickup. Extracts himself & a full mag from cab. Hands mag to OT#1.

OT#1 has hard time getting mag into magwell. Crabs about "imported piece of cow feces." Finally, gets mag locked in. Racks slide. Sights down-range. Pulls trigger....and...

...the whole cartridge slowly arcs out of the barrel, landing about 3 feet downrange. OT#2 had pulled a mag out of his 9mm 1911. Not sure who was more embarrassed - OT#1 or #2. OT#2 went back to truck, found mag full of .45ACP and OT#1 shot remarkably well for handling a handful of manure.

Just goes to show, it's not always the young kids & rookies who make mistakes.

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Wow! There have been some really good things on here. A lot of stuff that I have encountered as well. The one thing that pops out in my mind was the first time I got to shoot my new Bersa Thunder .380.

I bought this little pistol and wanted to take it out to shoot before I had to drive back to Topeka Ks. So my wife, my father in law, and myself went to the local outdoor range. We get there and there is a family of about 10 people with a variety of handguns and a few hand cannons. We were talking to a guy that had been there for about 2 hours zeroing a new scope that he had got and found out that these people were about 2 shades of stupid. As we walked up he turned and shock his head and laughed. The range went cold, and myself that guy, my father in law, and the guy next to use went down range. We get out there and hear the sound of a slide being racked. We spin around and see a woman fiddle farting with a gun and quickly let her have it. We get back, range hot, and get ready to fire the first shot, and I see out of the corner of my eye a kid run down range. Range goes cold, I pack up and leave.

Next day.....We go to an indoor range with my father in law, and brother in law. Rules on the building say gun unloaded, slide locked back, and cylinders open. So my father in law takes his XD .45acp out of his holster (carry weapon) takes the mag out and racks the slide......BOOM! I about crapped myself as I see him bouncing around the parking lot. I ask what the hell is going on? He looks me dead in the eyes and says I shot myself in the hand. After I check my wife, myself, and my brother in law, we race to the hospital. We spent about 4 hours at the hospital for one stitch and a really cool story for the police......We found the bullet logged in the seat foam of the passenger seat of his Jeep after it went through the back of it.

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He had taken the hollow points out the night before and put FMJ's in it. The pics are a couple of days later. This hangs on the safe of the range I go to as a reminder to clear a weapon the right way.
 
Pro-gun politicians having a "turn out day" at the range in support of second amendment rights muzzle sweeping everyone and being idiots.
 
Fifteen+1, so was his finger in the trigger guard when he racked the slide? I'm guessing he also racked it holding onto the muzzle too.

Glad he's ok -- just curious what exactly went wrong.
 
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