Extreme Shock Ammo?

[Nugilum]

Here's the THR's summary photo on Extreme Shoch ammo:

 

[Mr.Davis]

They suck for self defense. When you shoot a BG, he explodes like that chick in Cloverfield and you will NEVER get all the guts off the wall, out of the carpet, etc.

We found a spleen under the couch one year after our last Extreme Shock shooting event, and it was basically liquefied due to the 1000% extreme nuralizer force explosion beam technology. Real bear on cleanup.

 

[brassdog]

That's because you forgot to lay down the plastic sheeting first!

Seriously, Nytrillium is hazardous to your wallet. There are better loads out there.

 

[mustang_steve]

Dave asked me to help him with the solidifying Mercury.

I just looked at the Mercury, and told it "Soldify or you'll be Sorry....Chuck Norris may be a colony of fists, but I'm a colony of Chuck Norris's"....and boom, solid mercury.

 

[crazy-mp]

I thought I was the only one who thought that ammo was a joke....

I wish I could package ammo in 5 round packs and charge 5-7 bucks a round. Dont tell the military or any other government agency that carries weapons, they will make it standard issue.

 

[mustang_steve]

I wonder what the market is for luxury ammo.....

Someday, I should make ammo with an plastic saboted (to prevent shattering) Obsidian round nose projectile. Call it "Volcanic Blast".........the casing should be made out of Palladium or some other ultra-exotic metal and cost about $600 a round. Sold individually of course, gift box and engraving for your casings sold separately.

 

[scythefwd]

mxlj - you win.

keep your loaded clip in the freezer............

 

[crazy-mp]

I am thinking its time for someone to cast a solid gold bullet and put it on gunbroker

 

[NMGonzo]

Silver bullets, wadcutter ... you know ... for wolverines!!!!!!!

Extreme Shock sounds like Extreme Cheese Tactical Nachos.