Glocks are ugly.
I can't see a how Glock owner can call a Hi Point ugly.
.40 cal is not the uber cartridge, 10mm is.
A 1911 is only a "real" 1911 if it says Colt on it somewhere, even the grips.
Hi Point is a sorry company that turns out pot metal, jammamatic, pieces of crap and won't warranty them(From a gunshop owner)
For a real kick, you need an M44, it'll make a 30-06 feel like a .22
All J.C. Higgins ever was, was the rejects from the manufacturers.(Also said by the same shop owner when I asked if he could find one of the J.C. Higgins model 101.7 in 20ga)
.357 mag is a girlie cartridge, you need a .357 sig.
This shoots a special bullet, it's .22 long rifle only.
Why do you always carry that little pistol with you? Don't you know 5 shots just ain't enough(from a guy I was talking with at gunshow that had a Glock on his hip with a freakin' 2 foot mag hanging out.)
If your rifle don't say "Nitro Express" on it, you may as well go home, it ain't gonna kill any of these deer 'round here.(On a Texas hunt with some friends and some space takers)
DA: What is that? An ak?
Me: Yeah
DA: What kind?
Me: WASR 10
DA: A wasser?
Me: Sorta, a W A S R 10
DA: Don't you know they ain't worth a s%%%
Me: No, I hadn't heard that.
DA: You need to go ahead and put that up before you hit a bird
Me: Excuse me,
DA: You heard me
Me: "Said "Firing" Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang
DA: WTH man, why'd you do that, warn somebody next time.
Me:I did warn you, that's what "firing" means "walking out to my 100 yd target" Brought it back and showed 30 (maybe 29, but I was the one counting) rounds within about 15" circle offhand.
Me: Yeah it's not as accurate as I'd like, what are you shooting?
DA: I got me a real ak.
Me: Really, what is it
DA: A Saiga
Me: "packing up and leaving with a chuckle"