Help me come up with a good phrase for this photo.

[metalhd9034]

Hello All,
I just got a Ruger .357 Super Blackhawk refinished and back from the repair shop and it looks absolutely fabulous. My 86 year old Grandma wanted to see if she could even hold it/lift it, and I was able to snag this gem of a photo! Knowing that she is 4'10" and only about 90 lbs after a big meal makes this picture even more funny to look at. My request is could you guys help me come up with some pro-2A or just funny phrases to go along with the photo? The best submission just might win you a batch of her famous cookies. Thanks, metalhd9034

 

[Geno]

How about:

"I said clean up your plate, and I meant it!"

or how about:

"Let's you and I chat about Jesus while we wait for the police to arrive."



Doc2005

 

[bnkrazy]

....

I'm gonna shoot him in his toodles!

 

[SapperMapper]

Go ahead, sweetie, make my day!

You may substitute the following euphemism,
based on your geographic location:

Hon
Honey
Darlin'
Sugar
Son
Sonny
Kiddo
Pardner
Boy (okay maybe not that one)
Mister
You
Wiseguy
You, you,...you bad man!
Creep (my grandma's favorite)
or after my grandma has had a few too many - A%%h*le!

 

[KC0QGL]

Granny will shoot you and then yell at you for bleeding on the carpet.

 

[SapperMapper]

Granny will shoot you and then yell at you for bleeding on the carpet.

HA!

+1

 

[oneslowgun]

Doc2005

for the win..

"Let's you and I chat about Jesus while we wait for the police to arrive."

 

[SuperNaut]

"This works much better than a Clapper."

 

[btg3]

"Okay, I'll keep my trigger finger off the trigger, but I'm going to shoot it anyway!"

 

[Pigspitter]

Dagnabbit, I told you to pass me the Coo' Whip!

 

[neviander]

Broken wrist in waiting.

 

[Nate C.]

I'm a big fan of the one about chatting about Jesus while waiting for the police, but here are my submissions:

Now honey, Gramma said NO COOKIES before dinner!

Dammit I said to quiet down while I am watching Wheel of Fortune!

 

[halfbreed808]

"Get away from the cookies dear. Not before supper." or
"Oh dear, of course I feel safe by myself."

 

[rainbowbob]

Give the cookies to doc2005

My suggestions:

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Don't even think about changing that channel."

 

[MTMilitiaman]

"You gotta ask yourself one question...

Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

 

[physics]

"I told you not to spray your sister with the hose."

 

[Ragnar Danneskjold]

Doc2005

for the win..

"Let's you and I chat about Jesus while we wait for the police to arrive."

Second.

 

[Roccobro]

"I call it the 'mistress grip.' The master grip was what 'Pa did and it just caught on when the neighbors heard it the first time."

Justin

 

[jakemccoy]

"Yes, I won the lottery. You did too in a way. Smile."

"Hurry up and try to rob me so that I can shoot you and get back to my tea."

"I'm smiling because you probably think I don't know what I'm doing."

"I showed you where the money is. Now, I have to kill you. Say cheese."

"I've seen it all. Home invaders just make me smile."

 

[General Geoff]

Honestly, with a gun that massive, if you load it up with .38spl, the recoil's probably light enough for her to shoot it without a problem.

 

[Sylvan-Forge]

" ... and last but not least .. the Ruger Super Blackhawk chambered in the venerable three-fifty-seven magnum cartridge (oohs and ahhs) .. Well, that's it for today ladies .. don't forget we have Bingo next tuesday!"

 

[Hardware]

"I said I want to watch Matlock!"

 

[redraidermgr]

"Dang kids with their loud rap music and earth shaking speakers... I'll show them to move into my neighborhood and be trippin'."

"Why Grandma, what big teeth you have!"

 

[Clerihew]

I thought I was going to state the obvious with a small change to the comment but Thank you MTMilitiaman...


"This is a .357 magnum one of the most powerful handguns in the world. It could blow your head clean off. So tell me punk was that 5 shots or 6 I fired...do you feel lucky punk...well do ya!"

Its been a while since I have seen that movie though so I dont think thats the exact quote besides changing 44 to 357.


Clerihew

 

[chrissmallwood]

1. I always wondered what happened to grandpa.

2. Who stole my teeth?