Help me come up with a good phrase for this photo.

[Rxxdoc]

Grim Reaper! Bring it on!

 

[Restorer]

"Oh, my gracious. It looks like you had an AD in your trousers!"

 

[FM12]

"Well, I guess it WAS cocked!"

 

[bogie]

"Granny wants her special medicine. It's in the bottle that says VSOP."

 

[230RN]

Restorer offered:

"Oh, my gracious. It looks like you had an AD in your trousers!"

LOL. Reminded me of that used car salesman character in "True Lies."

 

[metalhd9034]

Thanks fellas for all the great submissions! Though I personally enjoyed most if not all of the submissions, I think we can all agree that Doc2005 was probably the stand out favorite. If Doc wants to PM me his address I'll be happy to send along some type of "Thank You" either from my Grandma, or if she's too tired to bake, something from me. Thanks again to you all, have a great weekend!

 

[crankshop1000]

Yo, Homie, is that my briefcase?

 

[blackcash88]

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[Ed Wagner]

Not in my house, and not to my family dirtball.
You brought the gang, I brougt the banger.

 

[swingpress]

"Freeze, Varmint!"

 

[GingerGuy]

Grandpa, you take that Viagra, right now!

 

[New User]

Whatever caption you go with, cross your fingers and hope that you can use it as the front page to her 90th birthday party invitation.

Great photo.

 

[un_lucky]

Oh dear I thought I just put new batteries in this remote.

 

[shouldifail]

"listen here sonny, thats home-made apple pie. you're gonna sit right there until you've eaten every last bite. i didn't spend all day slavin' over a hot stove so you could sass me!"

 

[Indifferent]

The one about Jesus and the Police.
Done
Thats the one
*** are we still doing here?

 

[Snapping Twig]

"Now I'm sure you're fine young man, so set down the silverware and head on down the road and we'll just call this even."

 

[lookn4varmints]

This right here says I ain’t goin’ to no nursin’ home.

Now, ya know why I call her “Prune Juice.”

You sure you ain’t a Hatfield?

 

[A/C Guy]

These are all great

How about printing some posters for sale with these captions?

"You see, sonny, there are two kinds of people in this world: those with loaded guns, and those who eat their vegetables. Eat your vegetables. "

"Let's you and I chat about Jesus while we wait for the police to arrive."

I aint a violent person but ua should know that yous'a standing where i'm a gonna be ashootin.

Its a nice piece, but .357 is a little light for my taste.

Gun? That ain't no gun, this is a gun. Now, where's your wallet?

 

[Geno]

metalhd9034:

No need to send a formal thanks, just enjoy the pic and caption. That is a great photo of your Grandmother. I hope she gets a kick out of the caption as well. Give her my best, and a big THR hug from all us "youngins" here at THR. This sure was a fun thread!

Doc2005

 

[Bobo]

"Remember, Grandma's always right! - Right?"

 

[azhunter122]

I also like the Jesus one!

 

[Nugilum]

 

[Rxxdoc]

Gimme back my teeth!

 

[Good Shot Group]

"I said, have some apple pie!!"

 

[DRYHUMOR]

Oh, you're going to get off my porch... and your going to clean that puddle up before you go.