House clearing... in the nude.

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I can completely understand...many, many years ago, while in college, I worked nights so was catching a few winks during the afternoon between classes. I also sleep sans clothes. So, there I was, enjoying my afternoon siesta when I hear knocking at my apartment door. Not expecting anyone, nor really wanting to get out of bed, I ignored it. Unfortunately, whoever it was, kept knocking and knocking. At this point I was awake enough to be upset that someone was keeping me from my nap and awake enough to hear someone fiddling with the lock and then the door opening. Knowing that no one had keys to my place, I immediately jumped out of bed, grabbed my gun (Colt Officer's) and stepped into the living room. Needless to say, the plumber, who was there to replace the shower head to a low-flow model (and whom the manager had forgotten to tell me about) was quite surprised. I am not sure what scared him more, the gun or the nakedness....I never did get that low-flow shower head installed. :evil:
 
I would suggest two things:
1. Cargo shorts with belt
2. Flip-flops

When you investigate, slip on the shorts & flops and do your thing. You can place whatever equipment you desire in the cargo shorts pockets: extra mag, light, phone, etc. In one action, you are geared up.

The flops will protect your feet from glass or other sharp items.
 
Good heavens!!! 3 pages of wasted bandwidth....Hasn't anyone heard of a bathrobe? Do they still make them?

In my time here at THR we've gone from strapping ourselves into body armor to clearing the house in the nude :what:

Enough is enough.
 
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