"DIVORCE LAWYER"! Hey, those are dangerous....! No one liked the framing nailer? Man i have winged a lot of nails with one and they really spit them out hard, we used to target practice with them on slow days. As an aside, a used 7 1/4" skill saw blade makes a dandy throwing star.
My impression of kukri's- a great chopper, very like a barong in that respect, but no cross guard (again like a barong), and dangerous to stab with. A weapon that depends on swinging is questionable in tight quarters like a hall. And yes, I have tried it. Cut a door in half, top to bottom, glass and all with a kukri. A nice 19 century double fullered, 15" blade. It cut well. ( cut to Jack Nicholson in "The Shining"... "daddy's home!"). A katana is too long to swing in close quarters, a Wak is too short for comfort. Preacherman as usual has his head on straight- a short stabbing spear like an assegai is , I think, the choice. Of course, you do not have the "damn, I came home from the pub, laid my framing nailer, chainsaw, hammer, or what ever down and then this psycho busted in and I grabbed what was handy" excuse........