What, no "Gourmet Fudge" or candy tables? Good Lord, what's this world coming to!?!?
My additions -
Walking Stick Couple. Their names are John and Ollie, and they originally hail from Wisconsin. He put in 40 years as a lineman with the power company. Ollie is a career Mom and Grandma. They now tour the country in their vintage Winnebago selling custom walking canes that John makes from old sticks he picks up on the side of the road around rest stops. As a finishing touch he drills a hole in the top through which he threads a leather bootlace, then he puts on a self-adhesive NRA sticker and sprays everything up, liberally, with a thick coat of Krylon High-Heat clear. On occassion they will also have a couple of decapitated rattlesnake heads set in Lucite, which their son-in-law in Oklahoma makes on weekends. While John will talk your arm off, Ollie is content to sit quietly and read the "Large Print Readers' Digest" while looking up and smiling occassionally at passing customers.
Camo Man. He's got three tables' worth of camo clothing in two sizes - Small and 4XXXXL. He also has a few WWII vintage tanker's helmet liners for those who wish to be A) Cold, and B) Terminally goofy looking.
Tool Guy. Dentists' burrs? Got 'em. Locking clamps? Two cases full. Multi-tools? 15 kinds in every color of the rainbow (including carbon fiber and camo). Never mind that they are all unmarked and quite possibly made out of radioactively contaminated metal salvaged by the locals from a bombed-out processing plant in some republic ending with -stan.
Parking Lot Charlie. Armed with a pocket full of twenties, he roams the parking lot just out of view of the door guard. He's hoping to A) Catch you on the way in and sucker you into selling him your gun cheap because he's willing to pay cash, or B) Catch you on the way out and sucker you into selling him your gun cheap because he's willing to pay cash.
Mr. Woodsmaster. He's got a Remintgon Woodsmaster in beautiful mint condition that he's trying to sell for $400 because the Blue Book says that's what it's worth. He's getting really tired of lugging this boat anchor to the shows and being offered $175 for it over, and over, and over....
Brad