My wife and I got married when we were nearly 30. We lived in a rural area where most couples got married in their teens. The minister said we had to do pre-marital counseling. At 30, I didn't see why, but he insisted. So, my wife and I met with the minister for our session. The first question after the small talk was, "Do you believe in divorce?"
My wife immediately snapped back, "We don't believe in divorce, we believe in unfortunate hunting accidents".
As you might imagine, that was the end of pre-marital counseling.
So, yes, I have an annual ritual of checking to see whether my wife has bought a hunting license.
My wife immediately snapped back, "We don't believe in divorce, we believe in unfortunate hunting accidents".
As you might imagine, that was the end of pre-marital counseling.
So, yes, I have an annual ritual of checking to see whether my wife has bought a hunting license.
