So you have 5 minutes to convince them...

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Drjones

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You have just FIVE minutes with the politician of your choice to convince them of your position on the RKBA.

Who do you talk to, what do you say?
 
The ones I want to talk to already agree with our position. The ones I don't want to talk to already disagree with our position, and would take something like 5 weeks to 5 years to convince, never mind 5 minutes!

Wonder how many beers I could drink in 5 minutes...???
 
Gregory Tech nailed it.

pax

How do you tell an honest politician? Once bought, he stays bought. -- Robert Heinlein
 
Simple.

You stick a gun in their face and say, "Bet you wish you had one of your own 'bout now, huh?". :eek:
 
Perhaps the forcefull approach.

Give him a handgun loaded with blanks (Just don't tell him that). Also give him a cell phone to dial the police with. ( Don't tell him you didn't pay the bill) and commence to slapping the heck out of him.:D

Five bucks says he uses the weapon.

Good Shooting
RED
 
In fact, a mailsack bulging with $1000 bills. Offer it to him/her and toss it out the window. Watch them jump after it. Buh-bye!
 
Gregory Tech is right, after all, it is not their fault they are corrupt for taking the money, it is the person giving them the money that is corrupt! Isn't that the excuse that Clinton, Torriceli, Dashel and others used?
 
In fact, a mailsack bulging with $1000 bills. Offer it to him/her and toss it out the window. Watch them jump after it. Buh-bye!

:eek: And waste all that good money???

Nah...they ain't worth THAT much!!! :evil:
 
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