Having said that, other posters have it right when they say that "Mall Ninja" describes a certain set of character traits a person might have (or claim to have, as a joke -- in the case of the original Mall Ninja : http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/).
Who cares??? Lots of folks own guns and can't shoot worth a damn. Hell, thousands of hunters go afield every year who couldn't hit a paint can at 50yds. The drummer for the Rolling Stones, Charlie Watts, has an extensive vintage car collection but doesn't drive. Do we need a special stereotype for him?
Coming soon to a mall near you.Xtreme Tactical Turbo Digital Spec-Ops Ambi Ergo Hi-Def something or other.Don't know what it is yet,But you'll need at least three.Plus the hat,shirt,mat,pad,gloves,sunglasses,socks,and underwear.All with our logo on it,So you can pay for the privilage of doing our advertising for us.
If you spend more on bits and pieces than you do on your ammo & training budget -- (and of course, if your shotgun has a "breacher choke" ) -- maybe expect a little ribbing from time to time.
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