Real mall ninja in my area.

[Threeband]

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In addition to this, he drives an old van. On the side of the van, he has printed out, in red lettering, on computer paper:

PROTECTION OFFICER: FIRST RESPONSE UNIT



... I'll post pics of his van the next time I see it. Should be next week or so.

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Neither of the posted vans have (paper!?) signs saying
PROTECTION OFFICER: FIRST RESPONSE UNIT

(Although "Free Candy" has a certain je ne sais quois.)

We await photos of THE Van.

We accept no substitutes.

Produce the Photo, and it will surely become an Internet Legend, like the Tactical Wheelbarrow, or the Tactical Golf Cart.

History will be made, right here, in this thread, and when you are old and in your dotage, generations yet unborn will look on you with awe, and whisper, "He was there, at the Beginning".

 

[robmkivseries70]

To all you guys that wanted to see the van, it should be back in about 5 days. If I read the OP right. A very entertaining thread too.
Best,
Rob

 

[Psywarrior13]

I am marking it on my calender.... I can't wait

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical, i marked my calander before this thread evemn started.




oh dear...too much posting....all...blending....together......

 

[Threeband]

Five Days.

This thread will live in Infamy, like the original Gecko45 threads.

I'm so tactical, I marked my calender, and then I ate it.

 

[h-word]

It'll be like the moon landing... Everyone will remember where they were when they saw THE VAN.

It's the only reason I keep coming back to this thread. I hope it isn't a hoax like the moon landing

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical, i filmed the moon landing. by MYSELF. i was both actors and cameraman.

 

[FEG]

I have been very lucky. I have never encountered a "real life" mall ninja. Most security guards I know are retired or older (near retired) LEOs. Their quality varies, just like the quality of our local law enforcement varies.

Most security here is handled by large firms like Brinks or Clark. I have no doubt they attract their share of flips, but by and large, they are pretty professional and well-trained. At the very least, the big firms do a decent job of training their employees as to what they can and cannot do.

At my college and graduate school, the security force was 100% off-duty police.

I have been lucky, I guess. Of course, I used to be a Methodist minister. "Mall Ninjas" have nothing on "Armchair Bishops."

 

[KiltedClaymore]

pray tell, what are "armchair bishops" and do they carry guns?

 

[KiltedClaymore]

REO, i hear SPETSNAZ captured the van

 

[divemedic]

Only because they thought the Nessie munching Reo clone was in it.

Missed him by THAT much.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

they told me they aint giving it back either. and they aint postin pics.

 

[FEG]

im so tactical, i filmed the moon landing. by MYSELF. i was both actors and cameraman.

I'm so tactical, I capture, beat, and interrogate myself three times a day, just to stay in shape. (The third time, I do it in low lighting conditions, so I can use my rail accessories and give myself the third degree.)

 

[yesit'sloaded]

I want van pics.

 

[FEG]

pray tell, what are "armchair bishops" and do they carry guns?

"Armchair Bishops" are the religious equivalent of "Monday Morning Quarterbacks," only God told them what you should have done, not the AM sports radio shock jock.

It's just worse, trust me...

 

[gym]

I say we kidnap him, strip him down, and leave him and his bullett belt, on the nearest interstate.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

who? the bishop?

 

[KiltedClaymore]

Vanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fell Asleep On My ! Key.

 

[janobles14]

im not tactical....just tacticool!

i havent laughed this hard in a long time! great thread!

.....and post the van...lol

 

[FEG]

who? the bishop?

It's... THE BISHOP!!!

Seriously though, if we had had more bishops like Terry Jones, then I would still be an ordained minister.

 

[North of 49th]

I'm so tactical, I capture, beat, and interrogate myself three times a day, just to stay in shape. (The third time, I do it in low lighting conditions, so I can use my rail accessories and give myself the third degree.)

OMG... That is way to tacticool for me... I can't handle the low light conditions yet. I haven't got rail accessories for my boots and knee pads yet

 

[KiltedClaymore]

this thread is destined for great things...

 

[Wopasaurus]

I'm so tactical... I superimposed Jabba The Hut and Boba Fett in the newer versions of the first original Star Wars movie!.

I'm also so tactical that .... I already saw the van!!!

And It was glorious....

 

[KiltedClaymore]

VAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Treo]

d not ask him for in real life. And he better be able to prove his claims if he stops me.

If you stop me, touch me or hinder my movements, telling me, "I am not a sworn officer but I have the power to arrest you--I just can't prove it,"

He said, as he completely ignored the fact that I've stated several times that I have zero police authority,( and that, that is more than I want) and that my job entails guarding property, and that I don't deal W/ people (except for the last hour of my shift).

Tell me Turista, how many hours a day do you have to train to be an internet bad ass?